This man tried to kill my brother

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

From now, I'm locking the car doors when I'm in Liverpool.

What do you mean "from now on"?

 

[lewism]

From now, I'm locking the car doors when I'm in Liverpool.

Hard to lock your car doors when it's been nicked.

 

[BigglesPiP]

What do you mean "from now on"?

I didn't say "from now on".

 

[Blackbadger]

Oringinally Posted By Purple Aki - Myspace

Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to MEAT a few people

Scary stuff indeed.

 

[ArchAnGeL]

can't believe no ones on the youtubes yet....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YAL4QFXDRI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBiacnluwP0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgDNG1Q-3OM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt4ohG7Z-rA

 

[Azza]

Some of the stories are pretty funny.

 

[ZuG]

I remember purple aki, people used to go door to door telling everyone to stay indoors because 'purps' was about. He's one of the scariest people I have seen.

 

[Orcish-Horde]

lol first I have very heard of this chap, the Irish sea is a wonderful thing.

 

[arknor]

purple aki powah! any sightings recently?

 

[Rainmaker]

Bloody hell, necro much? lol Haven't heard much of him lately and I live in one of his stomping grounds.

 

[arknor]

Bloody hell, necro much? lol Haven't heard much of him lately and I live in one of his stomping grounds.

he'll come for you with hovis!

 

[Rainmaker]

he'll come for you with hovis!

He can have as much Hovis as he likes, so long as he doesn't want any pasty...

 

[Pestilence]

I've never understood why people are so scared/upset by this guy.

I mean, does he FORCE people through intimidation/threats to perform squats for him or what?

 

[Cosimo]

purple aki powah! any sightings recently?

Saw him in the cemetery. He was asking about you.

 

[Rainmaker]

I've never understood why people are so scared/upset by this guy.

I mean, does he FORCE people through intimidation/threats to perform squats for him or what?

Basically. The kids of my generation grew up petrified of him. ("Be home for tea or Purple Aki will get you")... LOL The Bogeyman of our age.

 

[arknor]

I've never understood why people are so scared/upset by this guy.

I mean, does he FORCE people through intimidation/threats to perform squats for him or what?

if some big purple guy came up to you in the street and wanted to caress your muscles and told you to perform squats you would probably be intimidated

 

[cHk4]

He's a big dude. Apparently from a friend I know he makes me look small.

 

[Pestilence]

if some big purple guy came up to you in the street and wanted to caress your muscles and told you to perform squats you would probably be intimidated

... but I'd still tell him to **** off.

The image I get from all of the stories is of some 16 year old kid shaking and crying as he slowly lowers himself into a squat. Which is hilarious to me.

EDIT: I'd probably end up asking him for advice if he's that built, actually! Free personal trainer!

 

[The Funktopus]

Me either! Heard lots about him in the Widnes area

Aye. It's weird, I always thought he was an urban legend. Having grown up on Lynton Crescent, the threat round here was that if you were still round "the ponds" (the farmer's fields that are these days the Upton Rocks estate) then Purple Aki would chase you, and if he caught you he'd bum you!

Imagine the surprise on my face when it cropped up on BBC News that not only was he a real person, but that he was on trial for being some sort of sex pest!

 

[cHk4]

... but I'd still tell him to **** off.

The image I get from all of the stories is of some 16 year old kid shaking and crying as he slowly lowers himself into a squat. Which is hilarious to me.

EDIT: I'd probably end up asking him for advice if he's that built, actually! Free personal trainer!

He's not that built though in a body building way, he is just a mass monster.