This thread is for stupid questions.

gillywibble · 16 Sep 2011 at 08:02

theipodkid said:
:/ that sucks

How do I get in contact with Spie?

Buy a ferrari.

Ace Modder · 16 Sep 2011 at 09:12

If a tree falls on a woman but nobody is there to hear it? Does it make a noise?

Who cares? But why is there a forest in the kitchen?

VaderDSL · 16 Sep 2011 at 09:14

Srengam said:
Why do Hot-Dog sausages come in tins of eight or jars of five,

but Hot-Dog buns come in packs of 6?

Because a bulletproof monk said so

and to question him is to invite death.

VaderDSL · 16 Sep 2011 at 09:15

JRS said:
If I cut a sandwich in half, how many sandwiches do I have?

it takes off from the tread .. oh wait wrong one

The Dread Pirate · 16 Sep 2011 at 09:24

Srengam said:
Why do Hot-Dog sausages come in tins of eight or jars of five,

but Hot-Dog buns come in packs of 6?

See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan so be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog.

Do you know anything about the use of chaos theory in predicting weather cycles?

Eddie182 · 16 Sep 2011 at 09:37

Srengam said:
Why do Hot-Dog sausages come in tins of eight or jars of five,

but Hot-Dog buns come in packs of 6?

It's a massive conspiricy between bakers and hotdog makers.

By selling each in different quantities they ensure that you ALWAYS have either left over rolls or left over hotdogs, thus forcing you go out and buy more rolls/hotdogs in order to make use of the left overs. AND no matter how many times you do this you always have either rolls or hotdogs left over, it's an infinate loop to make you part with your cash.

GravyMonster · 16 Sep 2011 at 09:41

JRS said:
If I cut a sandwich in half, how many sandwiches do I have?

You have 2 sandwiches, and 1 round of sandwiches.

/worms

VaderDSL · 16 Sep 2011 at 09:44

Spunkey said:
You have 2 sandwiches, and 1 round of sandwiches.

/worms

2 halves of 1 sandwich

here we go

Edrof · 16 Sep 2011 at 09:51

Why are onion rings so called?

Hedge · 16 Sep 2011 at 11:07

Forde said:
Why are onion rings so called?

Onions wear them around their penis to sustain an erection.

Tappits · 16 Sep 2011 at 11:14

What's a purple alert?

The Dread Pirate · 16 Sep 2011 at 11:17

Well, it's sort of like, not as bad as a red alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert. Kind of like a mauve alert, don't want to say 'mauve alert.'

Snograt · 16 Sep 2011 at 11:25

Eddie182 said:
It's a massive conspiricy between bakers and hotdog makers.

By selling each in different quantities they ensure that you ALWAYS have either left over rolls or left over hotdogs, thus forcing you go out and buy more rolls/hotdogs in order to make use of the left overs. AND no matter how many times you do this you always have either rolls or hotdogs left over, it's an infinate loop to make you part with your cash.

Nonsense. Buy five packs of six buns and six packs of five dogs
and you will find you have thirty of each. Eating them all without severe health problems would be another matter ^_^

The Dread Pirate · 16 Sep 2011 at 11:28

XRAY said:
How did you reach the honourable rank of Captain?

By mutineering against the previous one!

The Dread Pirate · 16 Sep 2011 at 11:35

XRAY said:
You cad! The word "honourable" was evidently misplaced.

He was commiting an act of extreme cowardice by running from a merchant vessel armed to the teeth with it's hold bursting full of rum and the whole crew agreed that no matter how superior the opposing vessel looked we wern't going to leave the rum so we mutineed and eventually took the merchant vessel!

Ally79 · 16 Sep 2011 at 12:15

Do Polar Bears get lonely?

jamiehavok · 16 Sep 2011 at 12:33

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

evilpenguin · 16 Sep 2011 at 12:49

not if they have multiple personality disorders