Tiny dogs

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FAAALLLLCOOOORRRRR!!

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allow me to elaborate. I'm being facetious today.

1) the word is disproportionate
2) the dog is cute, fact. If you can't see that, then that's a problem with you, not the poor little puppy.

I didn't say it wasn't cute, I'm only saying it's weird as it's disproportional;
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Particularly this image, the head, imo, is far smaller than what its body (and the ears) are.

Kinda reminds me of Jack Jeebs from MIB:
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Why not get a rat? They have much better temperaments than little dogs and they look a lot cuter!

On a slightly more serious note... generally small dogs are bitey/yappy and you'll be hard pushed to find one that isn't. My vet really likes Bijons, says they're really nice dogs but I've never met one myself so wouldn't know.
 
When I was a boy, my family had a Cairn Terrier. Nice small dog, not a handbag dog. However, they can shed a lot. Hairy little beasties, with a heavy winter coat they shed. It's better to get someone who knows what they're doing to remove it at the right time of the year - in the wild, the dog would rub against stuff to help shed the winter coat. Some of your furniture would probably work for that, as would a roll on the carpet.

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/breeds/Cairn_Terrier.htm

Ours was a sandy reddish colour. Nce little dog, very good with horses. They're good watchdogs, too.
 
****-zu the one i have is great very quite, good tempered easy to train and does not moult.

Excellent dog if you live in an apartment or have a tiny or no back garden.

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Might be a bit big, but you can't beat a Westie.......
Gimme a stick and show me a Westie... ;) My aunt used to have them. Awful, awful dogs.

although it would make the Boxer its bitch.

Not this one!
From My Experiences most 'Small' (and pointless) Dogs are Bitey/Yappy things trying to make up for their diminutive size by being Bitey and Yappy!...
Yeah thats why I want to be careful and get the right one.
Back on topic - could you not talk her into a border collie?

Far, far too big. If we were after a dog that needed that much exercise we'd get a dalmation.
PS: I take it your mrs watched Crufts last night too? All I heard was a chorus of EEEEEEEH! AWWWWWWWWWWW! NYAWWWWW!!!! NICKY!!! I WANT A GOGGI!!!

Yup :( Though she's been whining about it for weeks.
Jsut get a jack Russell, it'll look cute and acceptable as a puppy and she will unexpect it to turn in to a little beast that you can both admire.

Just to make it clear, I don't want a yappy snappy dog. There will be a little boy around the dog, we don't want him bitten :rolleyes:
labradoodle ?

Too big

This has featured highly in her thoughts too
Pomeranian??

Not if I can possibly avoid it.
If you are not fussy about pedigree Please go to a rescue centre.

We've already visited one this week. There's another on the cards, but I hate the places. I want to rescue all of them.
Lhasa Poo

I hate Lhasa Apsos and she hates poodles :p
my sister had a minature Yorkie, yappy little pain in the arse it is, wouldn't recommend

Yeah, that's my opinion of them too.
The thing is though just know whos going to end up walking it and looking after it don't you :(

Yeah, so the less it needs walking the better :D
Hi what about a shi tzu?

Looks too much like an Ewok. A lot like the Lhasa Apso.
 
my girlfriends shi tzu is really yappy it dont shut up

Noted :)
Basically the rule with Yorkies is get them as big as poss.

Yeah, that's the problem. She wants the dog to be as small as possible.
I'm surprised no one has questioned you why you want a annoying yappy small dog?

Where did I say I want one?

Just get a real dog, like a Irish wolf hound.

I have a real dog. We can't fit a horse in the house.
Why not get a rat? They have much better temperaments than little dogs and they look a lot cuter!

Cos rats suck, and are you kidding? Dogs > * > rats.
Get a bichon frise like my Roddy!

Meets all your requirements tbh

Unfortunately it looks like a winner so far :( Damn ball of fluff.

If they're yappy it gets delivered to you.
Small dogs are evil and should be stamped on.

Should be stopped from breeding so we don't have to put up with them :p
 
Regardless of what type of tiny dog you get, whatever you do DO NOT take it with you to a performance of "Grease The Musical" without first checking Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiam fame is not in the audience with his best friend's vermin exterminator as his honoured guest. (Ref. Curb Your Enthusiasm series 6 - The Ratdog)
 
How small is a miniature Schnauzer? Are they small enough? If so they look really cool. Love the 'tache
 
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