Poll: Toast: Hot or cold?

[Diddums]

Not a cuisine thread hence GD as I suspect we all eat toast.

My wife lets her toast cool down before eating or buttering it. I think this is wrong and unacceptable and shouldn't be tolerated.

So the question is simple: toast: hot or cold?

Cheers

 

[Maccapacca]

Cold crunchy toast and cold proper salted butter possibly with a sprinkle of sea salt

 

[Noxia]

Hot but if it goes cold I'll still eat it.

There was a polish guy at work who buttered the bread and then put it in the toaster.

 

[montymint]

My wife lets her toast cool down before eating or buttering it.

grounds for divorce

 

[watercooledman]

hot or cold but with some real decent salty butter.

 

[Maccapacca]

Added a poll

 

[GravyMonster]

Hot with as much melted butter as is reasonably possible, with a sprinkle of garlic salt.

 

[Diddums]

Two people said I'm not a wrongun, what's wrong with you people

 

[Noxia]

Two people said I'm not a wrongun, what's wrong with you people

I think people didn't understand the poll.

 

[Feek]

Hot.
Butter.
Salt (try it, you’ll be a convert).

 

[Maccapacca]

Hot with as much melted butter as is reasonably possible, with a sprinkle of garlic salt.

You’re the wrongun not Diddums, that’s not toast it’s garlic bread.

 

[adolf hamster]

hot, like as soon as it's out of the toaster it's a race against the clock to get the butter down so it can melt.

good proper butter is definately the superior flavour but in winter you can't get that stuff to spread without mauling the bread which is somewhat counter productive.

 

[builder22]

butter + jam or marmalade when it's hot so it all melts but still nice to eat if left until it's stone cold

guy at work used to bring in (cold) toast he'd already buttered at the house...

 

[peterwalkley]

If ever a poll should have included a pancake option .....

Get it sorted mods !

 

[DXP55]

Two slices for breakfast -in toaster then when ejected staight on plate and loads of soft butter right up to edges and corners then big blob of Marmite - both cut in half and stacked to keep them warm and butter just sogs into the toasty bread.
Almost a banjo sarny.

 

[dlockers]

Added a poll

Vote is wording to support you + Diddums Mrs' totally incorrect opinion. I demand a re-poll.

I bet some of you cave men don't even preheat your toaster.

 

[DXP55]

Vote is wording to support you + Diddums Mrs' totally incorrect opinion. I demand a re-poll.

I bet some of you cave men don't even preheat your toaster.

+1

 

[GravyMonster]

You’re the wrongun not Diddums, that’s not toast it’s garlic bread.

Damn straight. Basic toast is pleb level.

 

[Opisflap]

If for some reason I don't want the butter to melt then I don't toast my bread. I'll eat cold toast but there's nothing better than a thick warm doorstop slathered with salty melting butter

 

[Martynt74]

I actually quite like toast that’s been left in foil for a while and it’s gone cold and a bit chewy.

I accept I’m weird.