Get a well in the bread, crack an egg in. Bit of seasoning, or plain if you're a real man. Close until done.
Yum.
.cheese and tuna mayo
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Every day a rabbit went into his local pub amd had cheese toasties.
One day he walked in and the barman said he didn't have cheese today.
So the rabbit had tomato toasties instead.
The next time the rabbit came in, he was a ghost.
"What happened?" asked the barman.
"Mixing me toasties" said the rabbit![]()

