Toilet monster!

geeza · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:55

the one in the bathroom reminds me of that cute looking star shaped cartoon character. not sure what program it was from

Maniac618 · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:55

geeza said:
the one in the bathroom reminds me of that cute looking star shaped cartoon character. not sure what program it was from

Do you mean Ristar the video game character? It was a Sega game.

Biohazard · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:55

geeza said:
the one in the bathroom reminds me of that cute looking star shaped cartoon character. not sure what program it was from

What cartoons have **** riddled fungi'ied up toilets? :confused:

manoz · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:56

Spongebob

cleanbluesky · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:56

Biohazard said:
What cartoons have **** riddled fungi'ied up toilets?

ROFL

Gackt · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:56

gurusan said:
You need help.

Zip · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:56

Biohazard said:
What cartoons have **** riddled fungi'ied up toilets?

GERMAN ONES!!!!

Byron5184 · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:57

geeza said:
we used that when we ran out of paper!!

OH MY GOD!! :eek:

Thats just beyond ****ing disgusting!

I think this thread might be setting a record for the highest ratio of posts per minute. Or should i say vomiting per minute.

iBankAllDay · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:57

Truly disgusting.

That needs more than bleach. You'll need to dry and clean it, treat the damp woodwork and keep it clean and dry.

_dogma_ · 11 Apr 2007 at 17:59

Maniac618 said:
My uni house bathroom has mushrooms growing too, or fungus like that. We just use a tissue and pull it off when it grows back, got them and damp all over the bathroom

My flat may be the dampest flat in Edinburgh but that is no excuse for fungus to be growing. Open a window after a shower, clean it once in a while...

teh_captain · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:00

Dude, that's pretty bad

I wouldn't want to go near there let alone take a ****

Oh, and

Biohazard said:
YOUR A ****ING TRAMP!

geeza · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:00

i might take a few pics and put a couple on ebay. Some wierdo might buy them

Ricochet J · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:01

You need Cilit Bang!

Bang, and the fungus is gone!

Gackt · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:01

geeza said:

KizZ · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:01

You may be brainwashed by these funghi :eek:

Biohazard · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:02

geeza said:
i might take a few pics and put a couple on ebay. Some wierdo might buy them

What like the wierdo who plonks his arse next to it every morning?

Zip · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:02

I FOUND OUT WHAT THE BEAST IS!!!!!

Peziza domiciliana

This brownish cup fungus surprises people by appearing in their houses, often through cracks in concrete or masonry. It is also found in sandstone and in crumbling building remains, as well as in carpets, plaster, shower stalls, and so on. Peziza domiciliana is not the only species of Peziza that could conceivably grow in such settings, but it is the species that is usually found indoors or in concrete. Identification to a scientific certainty, therefore, requires microscopic analysis (see the list of microscopic features below).

Edibility is not known for Peziza domiciliana; do not experiment.

Description:

Ecology: Saprobic, growing alone or gregariously in indoor settings or outside in garages, concrete rubble, coal bins, sand, and so on; year-round; widely distributed in North America.

Fruiting Body: When young goblet-shaped, with a short stem; in age flattening out to become irregularly saucer-shaped (but usually retaining a depressed center); 2-10 cm wide; upper surface at first whitish, darkening to pale brown, smooth or wrinkled; under surface usually slightly paler; flesh pale, sometimes bruising slowly yellowish; odor not distinctive; often surrounded by whitish mycelium.

Microscopic Features: Spores 11-15 x 6-10 µ; smooth or slightly roughened at maturity; without oil droplets or with 2 small droplets. Asci eight-spored; with blue tips in Melzer's Reagent; up to 250 x 12 µ. Paraphyses slender; septate; with swollen tips.

http://www.mushroomexpert.com/peziza_domiciliana.html

Well i think thats the beast anyway

Jofujofu · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:03

I cant believe you think that mess is cool and funny. Think of all the and god knows what else is rotting away in there. A messy flat is one thing, but that is just not right.

Seriously, how can you feel comfortable going for a crap in there?

That must seriously stink too.

Oh well, you must really impress the ladies! :rolleyes:

Paul

Biohazard · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:05

Tbh.

loopstah · 11 Apr 2007 at 18:06

It isn't a mushroom its a juvenile Graboid.

I would give that toilet a good cleaning before it decides to take a bite of your old man.