Toilet monster!

loopstah · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:15

Print this out and stick it on the door

Then don't let anyone enter till someone has gone in with one of these:

Biohazard · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:16

loopstah said:
Print this out and stick it on the door

You called?

cleanbluesky · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:17

Biohazard · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:19

Vote this thread down the pan.....

(get it?)

_dogma_ · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:23

loopstah said:
Print this out and stick it on the door

Then don't let anyone enter till someone has gone in with one of these:

That reminds me of my boyfriend's old flat. His friend had some weird thing on his face and kept leaving scabs in the sink so the sink got flamethrowered (with a deoderant can) and then a barricade was built in the hall to keep the infected in his part of the flat. Complete with biohazard signs and a g36c

slambo69 · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:24

Pathetic really. You live in such a wealthy country you cant even keep your toilet to a reasonable standard. I have been to the amazon jungle where we had to check for snakes before we dropped our trousers to do our business then cover it up with a wee trowel, yet I would still rather go there and squat than sit on that and anywhere near those things!

Zip · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:25

_dogma_ said:
That reminds me of my boyfriend's old flat. His friend had some weird thing on his face and kept leaving scabs in the sink so the sink got flamethrowered (with a deoderant can) and then a barricade was built in the hall to keep the infected in his part of the flat. Complete with biohazard signs and a g36c

That was posted on this forum :eek:

slambo69 · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:26

_dogma_ said:
That reminds me of my boyfriend's old flat. His friend had some weird thing on his face and kept leaving scabs in the sink so the sink got flamethrowered (with a deoderant can) and then a barricade was built in the hall to keep the infected in his part of the flat. Complete with biohazard signs and a g36c

I'm sure I seen something like that on these forums, was it your pictures? It had been barricaded with cardboard boxes and such, lol!

james.miller · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:26

Zip said:
That was posted on this forum

i remember that!

_dogma_ · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:27

slambo69 said:
I'm sure I seen something like that on these forums, was it your pictures? It had been barricaded with cardboard boxes and such, lol!

I'm sure my bf posted it when it happened. It was a dinning table and chairs and any other random thing we could find to keep him in his side of the flat.

yhack · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:33

LOL

Are you guys insane? Leave it and see what it grows into.

Acolyte · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:34

That is absolutely dire!

Im not sure of its authenticity tho, the OP is being a little quiet about it all, could be some toilet thats been shut and left for 10 years for all we know.

We need a loaf of bread on the toilet seat for proof!

Its sick though, no denying that!!

Business Man · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:41

That fungus reminded me of this character from trapdoor lol

Berk says clean your toilet you filthy tramps lol

yhack · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:42

Acolyte said:
We need a loaf of bread on the toilet seat for proof!

No, we need a picture of the aliens eating the loaf of bread!

Proc · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:49

Jesus thats pretty bad, i thought my mates bathroom was rank, but he doesn't have mushrooms growing in it (i don't think anyway). Suppose if you run out of food, you could always fry a couple and see if they're any good.

ASH1982 · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:51

Bleach isnt enough to clean that... home made napalm is what you need :eek:

Clarkey · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:54

that is ****ing minging, you actually use that room?

LewisStuart · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:55

Is that a bath mat?

Kerplunk · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:56

Thats one evil looking bin. :/

ferretmaster · 11 Apr 2007 at 19:57

hmmmmmmmmmmmm