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Toosday Joke
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How do you kill a hipster?
Drown them in the mainstream.
Drown them in the mainstream.
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I bought one of those Bonnie Tyler sat navs but I'm tacking it back for a refund.
It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
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But thats the whole fun really.
I heard it on the radio and took me a good 15 minutes to get it, before i nearly crashed the car.
I CAME in here looking for some good spelling.......
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What's the best thing about getting yer freak on with twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
There's twenty of them.
You did not need to necro a thread, LEAST of all a jaffa_far one.
Even if it is tuesday...
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I guess the New Yorkers are definitely going to be doing some bobbing for big-apples this Halloween.
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You did not need to necro a thread, LEAST of all a jaffa_far one.
Even if it is tuesday...
I'm sorry, you're dead right.
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Disgruntled employees who have been protesting about poor working conditions at Disney studios have recieved an emailfrom the management. The email warned them to stop referring to the studio as Mousewitz. Anyone using that term would face instant dismissal. Within hours people changed to using the term Duckau.
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Shocking allegations against Rod Hull..
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Interviewer asks Rolf Harris "Weren't you the one who did 'two little boys' in the 70s?"
"No that was Jimmy Saville."
"No that was Jimmy Saville."
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What does a DBA do when he or she panics?
They drop everything.
They drop everything.
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Don't know what's worse. That I like the joke or that I'm enough of a geek to get it. I guarantee that I could tell that joke to EVERYONE at work next week (half-term) and NO-ONE would get it! 
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A DBA walks into a bar. He turns around and leaves because he doesn't like the view of the tables.
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I asked for that didn't I?
Keep going then!![[FnG]magnolia](/styles/overclockers/avatars/9.png){kind=avatar}
Caporegime
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Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says: "I want to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were completely nude."
They agree to her unusual request and she strips naked from the neck down, and rolls the dice. Then she screams: "I won! I won!" She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away.
For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says: "What did she roll, anyway?"
The second dealer says: "I don't know. I thought you were watching!"
They agree to her unusual request and she strips naked from the neck down, and rolls the dice. Then she screams: "I won! I won!" She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away.
For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says: "What did she roll, anyway?"
The second dealer says: "I don't know. I thought you were watching!"
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"In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players.
The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses
are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all."
Sorry it was on tv recently
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Eric Clapton was on 6 Music earlier saying how Savile's career really took off in 1967 when backstage at Top of the Pops, he introduced Cream to the Small Faces