Caporegime
Each one genuinely funnier than Stewart Lee, apart from the last two.
....they said i should kill myself.
Thanks Gilly!
I actually lol'd
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting?
You only need one nail to hang a painting.
Alan Partridge and Ricky Gervais are both funnier than Stewart Lee.
That's not an achievement.
That was the point I made...
what do you call a man with a spade on his head....
doug
what do you call a man without a spade on his head....
douglas (less)
what do you call a deer with no eyes...
no idea (no eye'd deer)
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs....
still no idea (still no eye'd deer)
What do you call a terrible comedian at christmas?
you find me hilarious really!!
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
[/SPOILER]One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Santa? Surely not