top tip. don't drink lime scale remover!

[jigger]

Goodbye Mike the forum won’t be the same. Such a nice bloke.

 

[Participant]

I've always thought you were a bit hollow Mike.

 

[bigmike20vt]

lol sadly I think my wife and lad would probably have dibs on my stuff
that said re the car , the way prices are going you will be able to get one free with a packet of crisps soon

 

[darael]

One of the better descalers I use, citric acid, is commonly used in food, in particular kids sweets.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

not gonna lie I was a bit worried but all seemed to be ok.

I only had 1 mouthful (which I swallowed and it was truly foul like a chemically citrus acrid).

Women everywhere: *comments withheld*

 

[Hades]

lol sadly I think my wife and lad would probably have dibs on my stuff
that said re the car , the way prices are going you will be able to get one free with a packet of crisps soon

Come on Mike, we have probably known you longer than you've been married. We should have dibbers rights

 

[Drangueos]

Next time use vinegar to clean the kettle... not only the smell will make sure you don't make the same mistake... even if you do... you will be fine

 

[Thekwango]

Dibs on your stuff.

Dammit.

 

[pinkpound]

Dammit.

I did this to the kettle few years ago and was rinsing it out when the phone went , forgot all about the kettle and the wife came in made a cuppa and had the poo poo's all the next day . I confessed few months later , I did say least you had a colon cleanse

 

[BananaDunka]

You literally had a gut feeling

 

[Mysterae_]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how do you feel?

 

[Drangueos]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how do you feel?

On a limeSCALE of 1 to 10 how do you feel?

Fixed that for you

 

[Mysterae_]

On a limeSCALE of 1 to 10 how do you feel?

Fixed that for you

That's what I meant, I just wasn't being as crystal clear .

 

[Hagar]

If there is a bottle of bleach on the drainer, I know that there is bleach in the sink.

If there is a bottle of white vinegar next the kettle which is unplugged, I know that it is being scaled.

We are organised or at least one of us is.

 

[Removed User 345456]

When I was a kid I had a plastic cup that you couldn't see through, I decided to make myself some black currant juice, downed it, not realising half the cup still had fairy liquid and water still in it

I also brushed my teeth with Aljapan - deep heat type stuff

Oh and I put porridge oats in the washing machine, which was amazing to watch.

 

[bazza64]

When I was a kid I had a plastic cup that you couldn't see through, I decided to make myself some black currant juice, downed it, not realising half the cup still had fairy liquid and water still in it

I also brushed my teeth with Aljapan - deep heat type stuff

Oh and I put porridge oats in the washing machine, which was amazing to watch.

Orange juice with an earwig in it on a holiday to Germany when I was like 6. Can't do insects since, and had 15 years in SE Asia since, so that went well..

 

[Removed User 345456]

Orange juice with an earwig in it on a holiday to Germany when I was like 6. Can't do insects since, and had 15 years in SE Asia since, so that went well..

Hahahahaha

 

[Fubsy]

Orange juice with an earwig in it on a holiday to Germany when I was like 6. Can't do insects since, and had 15 years in SE Asia since, so that went well..

*insert much needed vomit emoji*

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

What does not kill you makes you stronger!

 

[Efour]

I was on holiday in Bournemouth... Cool story Inc.. and I had a can of Fanta that I'd left overnight. I was gonna drink it straight from the tin but some deep, distant voice, a bit like obi wan Kenobi, told me that I should pour it into a glass.

There were 5 wasps, drowned inside.... It was worse than the titanic.. I screamed for my mummy in horror. She beat me with my father's belt buckle for waking them up so early. I got a lump of coal that Christmas.