***UEFA Champions League/Europa League 2010/11 Matchday 1***

[BaZ87]

Slow motion dive from Almunia

 

[Weebull]

"Right buttock"

Thanks for that ITV, thanks.

 

[CliffyBiro]

"Seems to be holding his right buttock, as well as his head at the moment"

Same thing.

 

[Weebull]

That linesman's had a few pies, hasn't he?

 

[Azza]

"Seems to be holding his right buttock, as well as his head at the moment"

Same thing.

Ass head?

 

[shipinabottle]

not a card that.

Chamakhs fault if anything

 

[Robbo]

That was a harsh yellow card tbh.

 

[Andypandy333]

never a booking!

 

[Weebull]

Braga have finally woken up now. They seem to have decided that actually marking Arsenal players might stand them a better chance.

 

[Cosimo]

Chelsea 2-0 Anelka.

 

[explicit4u]

2-0 chelsea

machines.

Can we pretend that we didn't start Arshavin and put vela on instead?

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

2-0 chelsea

machines.

Can we pretend that we didn't start Arshavin and put vela on instead?

Shave the sides of Vela's head, make his skin a bit paler with the aid of make up and we might get away with it.

 

[Cosimo]

Chelsea 3-0 Anelka again.

 

[explicit4u]

Shave the sides of Vela's head, make his skin a bit paler with the aid of make up and we might get away with it.

3-0 Chelsea

 

[CliffyBiro]

I thought Arshavin has been playing well.

 

[CliffyBiro]

See?

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

ARSHAVIN!!!!

Cool finish. Great passing.

 

[BaZ87]

Somebody done a Pigeon

 

[explicit4u]

I knew arshavin would score as soon i started to criticize him.

 

[Shamikebab]

"Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti sticks with the side he named on Tuesday"

Oh look Fergie, someone who sticks with his best team, and oh look 3-0 up already.