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Baz is being 'understanding' of Mascherano's play-acting and diving because he knows exactly where he learned it... ;)

or that Masch was always like that before and while at Liverpool, he just learnt to put up with it and accept it's part of his game.
 
Still love the way that everybody now is talking about Barca's heavy simulation. Why was nobody in agreement with the Arsenal fans that pointed it out years ago?
 
Still love the way that everybody now is talking about Barca's heavy simulation. Why was nobody in agreement with the Arsenal fans that pointed it out years ago?

Because Arsenal have always got something to moan about, it gets tiresome after a while so everyone has just starting to ignore you :)
 
Hmm, another certain Spanish Anfield graduate's antics at the Theatre of Dreams disagrees with you.

And a certain native disciple, but only of course after publically speaking out about diving...

They all played in the same league as Ronaldo, Rooney and Nani, they picked it up from them? :p

And I see your Gerrard and raise you Keane. Calling for anti-diving wristbands when he was one of the first players to have been sent off for diving :p
 
Hmm, another certain Spanish Anfield graduate's antics at the Theatre of Dreams disagrees with you.

And a certain native disciple, but only of course after publically speaking out about diving...

They all played in the same league as Ronaldo, Rooney and Nani, they picked it up from them? :p

And I see your Gerrard and raise you Keane. Calling for anti-diving wristbands when he was one of the first players to have been sent off for diving :p

What he said.
 
They all played in the same league as Ronaldo, Rooney and Nani, they picked it up from them? :p

And I see your Gerrard and raise you Keane. Calling for anti-diving wristbands when he was one of the first players to have been sent off for diving :p
Rooney doesn't belong with them.

And Keane threatens 7-foot tall black men in the tunnels of Old Trafford, Gerrard attacks DJs with gangs of his paid 'friends'. If we're talking card metaphors here Keane is a two of clubs in general hypocrisy terms while Gerrard is a whopping Queen of Hearts, with extra irony points for getting bishops to defend his 'character' in court...
 
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I'd agree as a card with no value in the deck of being up your own **** is quite a good thing. :p

And I wouldn't be suprised if the DJ was on his backside laughing because someone paid a small house each week was starting a fight over the music in a bar, and was surrounded by his 'best mates' who just happen to be paid a weekly wage... honestly I have at least some respect for Jamie just because he comes across as a human being, but Stevie? :o

Not sure why Scousers don't hate his pale arse either, with his occasional bouts of trying to wring more money out of the club when other clubs are 'interested'...
 
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I'd agree as a card with no value in the deck of being up your own **** is quite a good thing. :p

And I wouldn't be suprised if the DJ was on his backside laughing because someone paid a small house each week was starting a fight over the music in a bar, and was surrounded by his 'best mates' who just happen to be paid a weekly wage... honestly I have at least some respect for Jamie just because he comes across as a human being, but Stevie? :o

Not sure why Scousers don't hate his pale arse either, with his occasional bouts of trying to wring more money out of the club when other clubs are 'interested'...

We all know Joker's are wild and they don't come any wilder than Rooney :p

And we all know Gerrard acted in self defense after that Manc DJ lunged for him :p

And Gerrard only ever signed 1 contract on the back of clubs being interested in him and that deal ended up being worse than the deal initially offered to him :p

But if we're being serious for 1 minute, because of what went on, he'll never be regarded as highly as the likes of the King or God.
 
We all know Joker's are wild and they don't come any wilder than Rooney :p

And we all know Gerrard acted in self defense after that Manc DJ lunged for him :p

And Gerrard only ever signed 1 contract on the back of "clubs being interested in him" and that deal ended up being worse than the deal initially offered to him :p
:D

Fixed your misplaced quote too, although I am glad if the little rag got a worse deal from 'doing a Terry' on it even if I never heard that before.

And I don't think any Manc would lunge for him, he's like a CB/DM's wet dream with his long-range 'shots'. That's why I always love those 'highlight reels' of his goals making out he can put them in from anywhere - those of us that actually watch the full games know at times he can rival Gibson in smashing Fergie's windshield outside. :p
 
I hope you're not referring to 'him' with that...

Why is our manager's titles are earned by statute and you feel the need to make up ones to 'rival' him... might as well call Carragher 'the Admiral' or something during interviews.
 
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