UEFA Euro 2020 Round of 16 ** spoilers ** [26th - 29th June 2021]

[Mr Jack]

Please don't go to penalties. I don't want to stay up to midnight again.

 

[TurtleTwo]

Apparent the covid vaccine has reached the German nation team, they all had two jabs.

 

[Ayahuasca]

Red

 

[robfosters]

Red

Every day and twice on sundays

 

[Mekrel]

I think that's worth two reds it's that bad.

 

[Sui]

That looks ouch

 

[CliffyG]

Nah that's an unfortunate accident. He won the ball and the other bloke ran into him.

 

[Brookert]

To the football ignorant like myself, didn't he get the ball though?

 

[Somnambulist]

Jeezuz that guys leg - how did it not snap, it bent like a banana then sprung back into shape.

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

Just ban tackling.

 

[mid_gen]

There is a significant difference in quality between this and the last game. We must be massive favourites for the next round.

It really wasn't a hugely impressive performance from England. Got the win, but we aren't massive favourites for anything based on form.

 

[turbot1984]

Ooh! Thought that was a break!

 

[doodah]

Please don't go to penalties. I don't want to stay up to midnight again.

You might get your wish now.....

 

[Trusty]

I dont understand how those are reds. 50/50, clears the ball and unfortunately makes contact with the other guy.

 

[robfosters]

To the football ignorant like myself, didn't he get the ball though?

Doesn’t matter when you go in high like that and make contact

 

[Mr Jack]

Jeezuz that guys leg - how did it not snap, it bent like a banana then sprung back into shape.

Slo-mo,innit. It's surprising how much people bend.

For me, dangerous play but he got the ball and I didn't see anything cyclical about it so a yellow rather than red. But I can see how it gets given differently.

 

[Jokester]

To the football ignorant like myself, didn't he get the ball though?

It’s considered serious foul play as it endangered the safety of another player.

 

[Brookert]

Doesn’t matter when you go in high like that and make contact

If it was a flat foot, fair enough. But it looked like he kicked it and his foot finished just at the right angle to catch the other guy.

Unfortunate

 

[Trusty]

Doesn’t matter when you go in high like that and make contact

How is it high though? its a volley, he volleys it away at shin height, thats not high

 

[Somnambulist]

Slo-mo,innit. It's surprising how much people bend.

For me, dangerous play but he got the ball and I didn't see anything cyclical about it so a yellow rather than red. But I can see how it gets given differently.

I know I’m still sensitive after a recent UFC where a guy threw a leg kick and his shin just wrapped round the other guys leg.