Urinating Standing Up

I always sit down to pee, used to stand but then I found the virtues of the sitting pee and have never looked back, comfortable and seems to restrict the possibility of post pee pant drippage.

My 7 year old also sits down to pee as will my 2 year old, although I will teach them the standing version for when it is absolutely required.
 
Don't get me wrong, middle of the night sitdown pees are what it's all about; less noise, don't need to blind myself, pee on my feet etc. but knowing I can at any moment stand up and wee like a trooper is what keeps me going as a man.

Not having this skill in my arsenal would be like losing a ball.
 
Sit down on boat, train, coach, aircraft after-all who wants to walk out of the toilet adorned with urine if there happens to be a bump or turbulence.

Strange this thread came up today, was in town and three lads came walking out of a pub, one in grey joggers had quite obviously experienced turbulence in the toilets. Obviously worse for wear he then stepped out in front of a car, think he was trying for a double dose of incontinence, the look of terror on his face said it all.
 
Edrof said:
The problem with sitting down to urinate is that you have to tuck in the little fella to stop it brushing the inside of the toilet bowl. :(
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Aye, It's one thing having to do that when having a poo, but being a big lad (and not just in the trouser department), it's no where near as comfortable sitting and tucking in as it is standing. And the feeling of utter horror when helmet brushes porcelain or even the seat makes all the splashback I can create infinitely more preferable.

And sitting down peeing when outside the comfort and privacy of you're own home is weird. The home is your own castle, but think of the people who might actually need the cubicle, rather than sitting there having and pee and checking out facebook on your phone.
 
randomshenans said:
Right, my Mrs was talking to her friend who's American but married to a French guy. Said how he'd broken his iPad again... while going for a pee... My wife was like, How can you even hold an iPad while peeing as a man?
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Its just come to me what your missus mate was talking about. The french broke his fanny pad while going for a pee :p
 
Once upon a time I was at the football wearing shorts and went to the busy urinal. Never again, the amount of spray and splash back on my legs from other people was disgusting. Now if it is a busy toilet I will always stand up in the cubicle. I don't want my own pee never mind other peoples on my trousers. If I am at home I usually sit down at work I usually stand.
 
I ensure that at the Urinal, my stance is manlike and firmly planted. I face the tiles , and read the banter scribbled onto the tiles suggesting I should ring a certain number as they are a ....!
 
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