Either:
A) Buy the Corsa and drive it and nothing else EVER, thus remaining blissfully ignorant of what a lacklustre and abominably boring driving experience it offers compared to, say, contracting piles, IBS and then being violated by a rabid Baboon. The latter being both more interesting and less painful.
or
B) Doing the above, and regretting it because you have bought the four-wheeled equivalent of a group of train spotters all named Norman and Barry, on a dreary day in some boring, desolate town up North, and wanting for anything else, even the heart to use public transport instead. But oh no, you can't do that because you've just spent so much money on this awful car, and it needs to be used or it's wasteful. Thus you end up killing yourself.
or
C) Buying something that isn't a Corsa, that is equally cheap to run, and is actually okay to drive. You're happy you have a better car, OcUK won't ever get to say 'I told you so', and Fox won't implode with the despair of yet another person capable of rational thought going out and buying a Corsa.
The end.
A) Buy the Corsa and drive it and nothing else EVER, thus remaining blissfully ignorant of what a lacklustre and abominably boring driving experience it offers compared to, say, contracting piles, IBS and then being violated by a rabid Baboon. The latter being both more interesting and less painful.
or
B) Doing the above, and regretting it because you have bought the four-wheeled equivalent of a group of train spotters all named Norman and Barry, on a dreary day in some boring, desolate town up North, and wanting for anything else, even the heart to use public transport instead. But oh no, you can't do that because you've just spent so much money on this awful car, and it needs to be used or it's wasteful. Thus you end up killing yourself.
or
C) Buying something that isn't a Corsa, that is equally cheap to run, and is actually okay to drive. You're happy you have a better car, OcUK won't ever get to say 'I told you so', and Fox won't implode with the despair of yet another person capable of rational thought going out and buying a Corsa.
The end.
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