Soldato
Well not that sluggish but I can see it being super quick either.
Fair enough, it maybe quicker than the Mondeo and Vectra on paper, probably in real life, not see how a R36 performs yet. However £35k plus for a Passat that tbh does'nt look great...
You are really misguided, so what does it need not to be sluggish? 400bhp? Iirc, the Ferrari 360, E39 M5 were hardly just above sluggish performance...