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Spacky

Spacky

Spacky

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Quite simply I did a surprise visit to an office here and the person in question wasn't quick enough on the minimising of 'soccer nude babes' so basically I saw peachy bulbous bits.

Anyone else walked in and caught someone up to naughtys or have you been caught?

I won't be grassing him, I prefer him to live with the guilt that I know ;):D
 
Spacky said:
Quite simply I did a surprise visit to an office here and the person in question wasn't quick enough on the minimising of 'soccer nude babes' so basically I saw peachy bulbous bits.

Anyone else walked in and caught someone up to naughtys or have you been caught?

I won't be grassing him, I prefer him to live with the guilt that I know ;):D
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Let him know that you saw - then you will have a slave (ooo errrr pun!) in the office ;)
 
Spacky said:
Quite simply I did a surprise visit to an office here and the person in question wasn't quick enough on the minimising of 'soccer nude babes' so basically I saw peachy bulbous bits.

Anyone else walked in and caught someone up to naughtys or have you been caught?

I won't be grassing him, I prefer him to live with the guilt that I know ;):D
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Yeh i caught a muslim guy that used to work for me, cracking one off over a veiled lady that he had on his pc...personally couldnt see how that was a visual turn on but hey whatever floats your boat i guess:p.
I didnt say anything but i never saw him after that...i mean i havent got any problems with people and weird sexual fantasies....:shrug:.
 
Ex-RoNiN said:
Let him know that you saw - then you will have a slave (ooo errrr pun!) in the office ;)
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Even better just give him subtle hints, that way he will never know for sure which makes it worse. ;)

"you know any girls that like football?"

I saw a girl with **** the size of a football today!"

sorry really bad examples. :o
 
Walked into a room in a houseparty with my friend in the middle of it with a girl.
Que conversation

Me "Hey"
Him "Hey"
Me "Just getting the fags for X (another friend)" (grabs and shuts the door)
 
Most embaressing thing ever, I was having a *ahem* special treat from my girlfriend when her mum walked in :eek:

Her mum was really good about it luckily and we were able to quickly forget about it.

Kindof killed the moment though :o
 
Genuine internal mail from work below. This was just from the cleaning staff to the managers but it got out and so everyone saw it....they'll go blind the dirty so and so's....mods delete if this is too un-family


XXXXX

The cleaning manager has spoken to me today about an issue with the gents toilet between XXXXX and XXXXX.

Someone is maturbating in the end cubicle and leaving the semen on the floor, this has happened everyday last week Obviously this may not be one of your staff but I thought I would raise this with you first. Could you speak to all your staff and request that they do not leave body fluids for the cleaners to clean up.

If the culprit continues we may consider closing these toilets for a time, which I know will affect all your staff, however we have very little options available to us.

thanks
XXXXXXXXX
 
D4VE said:
Most embaressing thing ever, I was having a *ahem* special treat from my girlfriend when her mum walked in :eek:

Her mum was really good about it luckily and we were able to quickly forget about it.

Kindof killed the moment though :o
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Was she a milf? You could have got her to join in. :p
 
Most akward one I was the victim of.

I was getting a "birthday treat" from a girl at a mates house party.
When there was a knock at the door, a freind calls out to the girl "your boyfreind is here"

I then hid whilst she walks out a few minutes later. About 10 minutes later I walk out to find her freind still stood outside the door and she knew immediatly we'd been up to something.

Thinking about it now, its quite funny as she no-doubt went down and gave her a boyfreind a kiss. :p :D (owned)
 
Spawn said:
Yeh i caught a muslim guy that used to work for me, cracking one off over a veiled lady that he had on his pc...personally couldnt see how that was a visual turn on but hey whatever floats your boat i guess:p.
I didnt say anything but i never saw him after that...i mean i havent got any problems with people and weird sexual fantasies....:shrug:.
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:confused:

I think you are trying to instigate a response ;)
 
My Dad's younger cousin is sorta semi-retarded and slow but very religious. He came round my house to use the internet so I left him to it. I walked into the room to offer him a drink, he jumped and whispered "Nooooo" and I saw him franticly trying to shut down a picture of some cameltoe(was a banner ad).

I pretended I saw nothing of course and when he went home I checked the history and he had been on google searching for "sex videos" :rolleyes: . Guess no one is innocent afterall :eek:
 
Spacky said:
:confused:

I think you are trying to instigate a response ;)
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Not really, it really did happen..as i said or will say again..weird lol:p. But hey who am i to criticise someone and their sexual urges...
I guess after he saw me, he was embarrassed and decided to leave...tbh it didnt really bother me that much because this was like at 3am in the morning so no one was around, id only popped into the office to get a few papers and my laptop.
It would have been completely different if he was doing it during the day when i have other staff in the office....
 
Caught my brother masturbating once, i had seen him but he had not seen me, so I made a a loud thud, (to obviously let him stop) :p and walked into the room, so hes now sat in his boxers in front of the PC with a boner :D

Hahahah, stand up, STAND UP! :D pw0ned
 
i once came round to my g/fs house, let myself in the backdoor as i had keys and walked into the front room.

To find:

My 15 year old brother in law to be standing in his socks, boxers and school shirt hiding behind the front room door with his bed pillow over his 'area'.

I gave him a funny look and he said something about getting a drink and went upstairs. I then saw the video controls on the sofa instead of under the TV so decided to hit the play button. Up pops a music video of Brittany Spears!

I think we can all guess what he was doing and ive taken great joy in winding him up about it since :D

Its a natural thing so i just made a joke out of it, would have been different if it was a really weird video about mating animals! :eek:
 
Amp34 said:
Was the woman completly veiled? or just her face or something? :confused:
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Well yeh i would imagine so, in fact there was no naked flesh of any sort from what i could see of the pic..so cant quite understand how that would turn someone on but then he was a bit weird. Damn good worker though and hated to lose him but i guess the embarrassment was too much for him.
 
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