Walked in and OWNED!

Macabre · 20 Oct 2006 at 22:53

locutus12 said:
i once treated my neighbours to a full blown hour of live gay sex by leaving my curtains open in the living room and kitchen... i was on the second floor in a flat and had gotten rather carried away with the moment and the person, to carried away to remember that the only people who could see into my second floor flat were the neighbours in the block opposit as their living room looked directly at mine and my kitchen, they were an older couple in their 60`s. never really spoke to them again after that.

Wtf is wrong with you.

locutus12 · 20 Oct 2006 at 23:06

Macabre said:
Wtf is wrong with you.

nothing is wrong with me, ive been here for a very long time unlike yourself, so why would there be?

more to the point... whats wrong with you... youve had people on here talking about wacking off with their gran in the room, and getting caught having sex left right and center and no one bats an eye lid, mention gayness and you get a stupid comment like yours. the thread is supposed to be about who youve caught / or what youve gotten caught doing and the embarressment that follows, would you prefere i lied in future?

If you dont understand the concept of being a grown up and mutually respecting your fellow man then i pitty you.

Gavstar · 20 Oct 2006 at 23:14

I'm with you Macabre,

Locutus, you dirty curtain state amnesiacs make me sick!

locutus12 · 20 Oct 2006 at 23:17

Gavstar said:
I'm with you Macabre,

Locutus, you dirty curtain state amnesiacs make me sick!

lol,

i aim to please

p.s.

*If it says Rachel Stevens i've been sabotaged!* ... ??? could be worse... could be west life.

Gavstar · 20 Oct 2006 at 23:25

Its not very interesting Locutus but here goes:

My ex flatmate and I used to take great delight in sabotaging each other's lastFM profiles with feats of ninja like stealth and daring (mostly setting each others computers playing absolute tosh when the other one was out if I'm honest).

Bonus points were awarded for the duration of time before it was noticed, and the audacity of the manouvre such as when the target was in the flat. His weapon of choice was Rachel Stevens.

Oh, and back on topic I did have the misfortune to chance upon a couple of friends making the beast with two backs at one of my houseparties. Extra misfortunate given that I was almost knocked out by the door flying back in my face.

locutus12 · 20 Oct 2006 at 23:30

you poor boy.

what is it with friends??? they always bonk at house parties... youd think they would just get a taxi home O.o

blighter · 20 Oct 2006 at 23:42

Macabre said:
Wtf is wrong with you.

Location: Scotland

something pops into mind.... must refrain....

no offence caused hopefully :rolleyes:

ElvisFan · 21 Oct 2006 at 01:23

locutus12 said:
nothing is wrong with me, ive been here for a very long time unlike yourself, so why would there be?

more to the point... whats wrong with you... youve had people on here talking about wacking off with their gran in the room, and getting caught having sex left right and center and no one bats an eye lid, mention gayness and you get a stupid comment like yours. the thread is supposed to be about who youve caught / or what youve gotten caught doing and the embarressment that follows, would you prefere i lied in future?

If you dont understand the concept of being a grown up and mutually respecting your fellow man then i pitty you.

Locustus,

Bring on some more gay stories. I think homo-filth is hilarious

DanMc07 · 21 Oct 2006 at 01:43

ElvisFan said:
For the definitive pwnt, read this:

Mucky pig!!

Lmao! i was nearly in tears reading that! 'ripping the pigions' Owned!

locutus12 · 21 Oct 2006 at 04:29

ElvisFan said:
Locustus,

Bring on some more gay stories. I think homo-filth is hilarious

lol... if i told you them, i wouldnt be a member on here for very long... :rolleyes:

i think my favourites the one involving the female dominatrix wearing an incredibly detailed roman centurions armour, her bondadge kit and the audience.

theres also a tale concearning a packet of exploding lubricant,

or then theres the story of how i recently lost my glasses at kenilworth castle...

too filthy for ocuk im afraid

, but ammusing none the less.

badgermonkey · 21 Oct 2006 at 04:46

locutus12 said:
lol... if i told you them, i wouldnt be a member on here for very long...

i think my favourites the one involving the female dominatrix wearing an incredibly detailed roman centurions armour, her bondadge kit and the audience.

theres also a tale concearning a packet of exploding lubricant,

or then theres the story of how i recently lost my glasses at kenilworth castle...

too filthy for ocuk im afraid , but ammusing none the less.

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