Wasp nest

roll in 7 canisters of cn20 and nerve gas the whole ******* hive !!! if that fails nuke 'em from orbit..... its the only way to be sure.
 
reminds me of the time i was riding my motorcycle, and felt something hit my helmet, i thought nothing of it. suddenly got a burning pain going all down my back. i litterally jumped off my bike and threw my coat and t-shirt off to find a wasp crawling round my t-shirt. it was probably funny to the passers by but it bloody hurt.

i hate these creatures..what is the point in these stupid bugs other than to annoy.

if i ever get a nest problem in my house i will probably use the old diesel or petrol trick. sounds pretty simple.
 
Fenris said:
My old house had a Hornets nest under it.

Ever tried to kill an angry hornet with a news paper? It's like trying to stop a raging bull with a tooth pick.
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Wasps are worse than hornets imho.

hornets are bigger so easier target
They hum so you always know where they are
They are docile and rarely look like they want to get you unlike wasps. They often stop in easy swatable places.
you only get aprox 100 in a nest.

had hornets nest near our house for 4 years now. They are a nusiance because they really are drawn towards the lights at night but so much easier to swat than a wasp. Scared the hell out of me to start with but it just became routine killing them in the end when they found my open window. Oh and they also kill and eat wasps which is a bonus.
 
Me and my mate went looking for some trail in some local woods....I decided I'd have a pee as you do....he kept walking. Then he runs past me screaming all sorts.....I look down in amazement(its that special) to see a wasp sitting on my holding hand. I think me or him disturbed a nest as we had hundreds of wasps chasing us and loads swarming his tshirt he chucked on the floor. When I went for a dump that night a poor wasp fell out of my boxers.....little **** had stung me in a sore place for sure!
 
My dad got tooled up in his old NRA gear and went up into the loft. The nest was soo big that he decided to split it open then fire a volley of killing foam into the middle of the nest.

1.) Smacked the nest.
2.) Missed with the foam.
3.) Ran out into the garden screaming.

:D:D:D

He now doesnt hit the nests and it all seems to work fine. AS long as you have the gear on, sealed up, protective helmet and goggles, face mask etc, you should be fine as long as you have an escape route.
 
simulatorman said:
I see, from experience, so where was this nest you fired, was it full of wasps?
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T'was actually my dad. :o

I'm too much of a wuss.

Was at the bottom of the garden on an old concrete barbecue that had since been surrounded by laurel bushes. He put metal sheets around it to stop the bushes catching fire and then doused it in petrol, set it alight and did his best Usain Bolt impression back into the house to watch from the safety of the kitchen window. :p
 
I think I have one in my garage, although cannot see or hear it from within the garage. The wasps are going in to some of the woodwork/ guttering above the front of the garage. Lots of them.

Can I just leave them ? they are not doing any harm. Or should I get the council out etc ?
 
I hate wasps. just emptied out the wasp bane trap in the garden and re-filled it. need a more effective liquid to put in it though, sugar and water is not working too well.

BigBl00 said:
Have you tried putting on a wasp outfit and leading them away ?
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I'd follow :D
 
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