Watchmen

My synopsis of Watchmen:

appalingly bad:
the acting was abysmal
the story was laughable
the premise was pathetic
the music was awful
the intro was too long (as was the middle and end)
the Silk Spectre was wearing latex
had a Owl that cried himself to sleep each night because he wasn't batman
there was a giant blue penis

Worst.Film.Ever.


Edit:

Just realised I posted my feelings about this movie already several times in this thread. Sorry to bang on :)

I'm not sure you know what any of those words mean, as your post is utterly wrong.

That being said, I can't really defend the film myself as it's such a shadow of the book.

Also still finding it hilarious that everyone here is offended by the sight of a penis, even though they probably own one themselves.
 
I'm not sure you know what any of those words mean, as your post is utterly wrong.

That being said, I can't really defend the film myself as it's such a shadow of the book.

Also still finding it hilarious that everyone here is offended by the sight of a penis, even though they probably own one themselves.

I know what they mean, mine isn't blue. Also (thankfully as I think I'd die from blood loss to the brain) it is not 20foot long.
 
I know what they mean, mine isn't blue. Also (thankfully as I think I'd die from blood loss to the brain) it is not 20foot long.

It was proportionate; I'm still not seeing what the big deal is.

It's just part of the body, for goodness' sake.
 
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