Ways to make your boring office job fun #1. Blatent animal cruelty.

Status
Not open for further replies.
robgmun said:
Getting away from you was a good choice, i thought correctly she had the brains in the family
Click to expand...

She doesn't live with me. She lives with her mum and dad.

Incidentally they chose Cornwall, not her. She's 5.

She is quite clever. I think she even knows the difference between communism and socialism.
 
Last edited:
britboy4321 said:
She doesn't live with me. She lives with her mum and dad.

Incidentally they chose Cornwall, not her. She's 5.

She is quite clever. I think she even knows the difference between communism and socialism.
Click to expand...

Congratulations, your humour by-pass operation has been successful, at least communists drink vodka and have a laugh
 
britboy4321 said:
She doesn't live with me. She lives with her mum and dad.

Incidentally they chose Cornwall, not her. She's 5.

She is quite clever. I think she even knows the difference between communism and socialism.
Click to expand...

Saying

'Why don't you ask you 5 year old neice? She seems to have a better handle on life then you have '

Isn't funny though. You should do funny insults, like:

'Whats blue and shags old grannies? Robgmun in his lucky blue jumper'.
 
I find taking the **** out of you way funnier, i'm not entertaining you, i'm entertaining me. And from what i have read in the past, you seem to some kind of fantasist, so the avarage 5 year old is clever then you

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
- Winston Churchill
Click to expand...
 
Last edited:
robgmun said:
I find taking the **** out of you way funnier, i'm not entertaining you, i'm entertaining me. And from what i have read in the past, you seem to some kind of fantasist, so the avarage 5 year old is clever then you
Click to expand...

Following your logic, the average 5 year old is cleverer than a fantasist?

Tolkien must have been a right thicko!
 
Summary:

1) You insult me
2) I kind of ignore it
3) You say 'you've got no sense of humour'
4) I say 'but it obviously wasn't funny, it was just an insult'
5) You say 'it wasn't meant to be funny to you, just to me'
6) I say 'er .. so it wasn't meant to be funny to me, and you say I have no sense of humour for not laughing at it? ? er ... ????'
7) You say 'hahaha you are silly and stupid'.



Well, guess thats me thoroughly outwitted again :\
 
Last edited:
No your right, my effort is only passing, i mean why bother? Hardly anyone here takes you seriously

EDIT - You editied your post to make it sound like i'm talking gibberish, not that clever really
 
Last edited:
robgmun said:
No your right, my effort is only passing, i mean i've why bother? Hardly anyone here takes you seriously
Click to expand...

I'm not sure what the bit of the sentence that reads 'my effort is only passing' or 'I mean i've why bother' actually means (passing what?), but I think I get the idea .. and this post made me happy. Ok, laters alligators, don't worry, you're not the first and won't be the last - no big deal.
 
Last edited:
Welcome to OCUK.

You just wait until 'Dolph' joins this thread! :)

There are about 6 regulars on this board which if you read ALL their threads, they just revel in disrailing threads and slagging off people (they never even start their own thread, they just derail others). Seriously, do a search on their posts and they are ALL 1 sentence, insulting what someone else has just said or slating things or just being nasty!

It's effectively 'their kick'. They, maybe liternally, get off on it! I reckon they are all under the age of 20, you can kind of tell by their mannerisms.

As I've said before, I think it's the anonymity of the internet that turns it into a bucket o'idiots!
 
Whilst browsing the forums I have somehow come across a primary school playground :(

Regardless of the validity of these claims it is an awesome idea, the OP is a must read!

what was the timescale of this battle?
 
_Gizka_ said:
Whilst browsing the forums I have somehow come across a primary school playground :(

Regardless of the validity of these claims it is an awesome idea, the OP is a must read!

what was the timescale of this battle?
Click to expand...

About a month total I reckon. They spend surprisingly long on PHASE 1!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom