web-based F1 management simulation type thing

Yeah kinda lucky I already had this avatar ;)

We'll do our best to hit the ferrari's at every opportunity

It'll be great if everyone bothers to keep it going :D
 
Team Toyota Baffled

Team Toyotas boss believes there is underhand overboard controversial undertakings afoot at Super Aguri and is the only way they have performed so well in practice. He stated today "We are not worried by their current performance, we know one of them is Irish".
 
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Team Toyota: "Not Getting Up for Qualifying"

Team boss at Toyota has categorically stated he is not getting up at 4:50am for the qualifying session. "This is during one of the most crucial stages of my beauty sleep". Although he remains confident he can perform in bed.
 
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Team Toyota: "Not Getting Up for Qualifying"

Team boss at Toyota has categorically stated he is not getting up at 4:50am for the qualifying session. "This is during one of the most crucial stages of my beauty sleep". Although he remains confident he can perform in bed.
team bmw follows suit
 
gord said:
Team Toyota: "Not Getting Up for Qualifying"

Team boss at Toyota has categorically stated he is not getting up at 4:50am for the qualifying session. "This is during one of the most crucial stages of my beauty sleep". Although he remains confident he can perform in bed.

Team Super Aguri: "We're not pussies"

Team Super Aguri have responded to Team Toyotas qualifying statement. "We're not pussies. Luckily enough one of our team members has to get up at that time anyway. We may have a crap car but we're hardcore."
 
Team Honda: Excuses at the ready

It would appear that Honda conducted most of their testing on knackered tyres. "We simply didn't know what we were doing," conceeded the team boss, and #1 driver, Stoofer, "I didn't even know what bad tyres looked like. Actually I didn't even know we had more than one set." As to what this means to their plans to race on soft tyres, Stoofer conceeded, "well we could try qualifying on hard tyres I guess, now that we've found where we put the tyres in the trailer..."
 
woah how did THAT happen!!! go me! qualifying rocks

EDIT: AND I was held up on my best lap

fini
 
Team Toro Rosso: "Bandwaggon jumping is not our only talent"

After a rather surprising qualifying performance landing a fifth position, team Toro Rosso boss Andi jubilently commented "Blimey, we thought we'd suck, and planned to release a press release to jump on the bandwagon, but we seem to rock more than expected!"
 
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