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Team Toro Rosso defends self - with trout

Team Toro Rosso boss Andi has hit back angrily at 'absurd' claims by Toyota boss Gord that the lap 37 incident at Bahrain was his fault. "I was just minding my own business in 4th when that plank rammed me from behind! I was lucky to survive, I'm considering a whiplash claim, that bloke on the telly says there's no fee"

In an odd turn of events late last night, as the teams analized data from the latest Sepang test session, Andi was seen to march into the Toyota team garage and ram a small trout up Gord's left nostril. Eyewitnesses report overhearing yells of "Take that you Prius driving nancy boy!". FIA are investigating the treatment of said fish.
 
Team Toyota - Mixed Feelings

Team Toyota qualify 7th and last respectively. "We are moderately happy, with qualifying now for 7th twice showing consistency in a pace not too far from the front. However it is a shame both cars are not up there, but hey, thatsa motor-racing".
 
Team Honda said:
Sharing is good!

1st and 4th in Qualifying for Honda saw an immediate return on the cooperation of their two drivers. With Spike catapulting from last in practice to pole position, Honda are confident that the new caring, sharing environment can bring home another podium finish.

With warmup being a washout, Honda are unlikely to alter their setup and it remains to be seen what antics other teams may make to their setups to try and close the gap.
 
chippie said:
Shame I missed this game starting.

How many people would be interested if I started up another game?


i would be, however we'd probably need a 2nd thread to not mix things up.... plus i dunno how many others will want to play...
 
I can only apologize web for having a poor team partner so far lol. Still learning what the hell i have to do really, i usually pick these things up quite quickly though so you should see some improvement soon :D
 
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BMWs Mediocre Start Continues

The BMW team were left reeling again yesterday after practice and warm-up sessions were both halted by ongoing problems with their cars balance. Zenith managed to save face in qualifying however with a laboured 9th place. Team boss Super Mario has reiterated his intent to take out at least one Ferrari during the race.
 
After a great first race for me (finished 6th), I missed qualifying for Sepang and will be starting from 17th :(. Hoping my setup frmo warmup will help me move up quite a few places.

Quick question: How do I change my helmet colour scheme from plain white to something more interesting like most people??
 
molinari said:
After a great first race for me (finished 6th), I missed qualifying for Sepang and will be starting from 17th :(. Hoping my setup frmo warmup will help me move up quite a few places.
You'll do fine compared to me - 6 mins into the qualifying round:
Vehicle wrecked following mistake.
I was taking it easy on the 1st round too :(
 
Cybergangster said:
You'll do fine compared to me - 6 mins into the qualifying round: I was taking it easy on the 1st round too :(

Thats alright, were setup for the race pretty good i think, so heres to a safe one... unlike last time...

Damn you Andi and your invincible car when trying to pass!*

*unofficial statement
 
Or crash it at the first corner ;)

I'm trying to be conservative this time, the last race was a disaster
 
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