Team Toro Rosso defends self - with trout
Team Toro Rosso boss Andi has hit back angrily at 'absurd' claims by Toyota boss Gord that the lap 37 incident at Bahrain was his fault. "I was just minding my own business in 4th when that plank rammed me from behind! I was lucky to survive, I'm considering a whiplash claim, that bloke on the telly says there's no fee"
In an odd turn of events late last night, as the teams analized data from the latest Sepang test session, Andi was seen to march into the Toyota team garage and ram a small trout up Gord's left nostril. Eyewitnesses report overhearing yells of "Take that you Prius driving nancy boy!". FIA are investigating the treatment of said fish.