Soldato
Is it againest the law for people from Scotland / England but are 1/4 Irish to swap sandwiches?
No I's tryin to make another funny by sayin it's more likly for Irish people to overlook the fact they could swap sandwiches
Wednesday joke
- Thread starter richard smith
- Start date
No I's tryin to make another funny by sayin it's more likly for Irish people to overlook the fact they could swap sandwiches
Soldato
bored with old,old scouse jokes
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
When this lass asked me if I preferred legs, thighs or breasts, I told
her that I had a fondness for shaved Lady Bits(cleaned up for OCUK).
She then told me that this wasn't an option with the KFC Bargain Bucket
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
When this lass asked me if I preferred legs, thighs or breasts, I told
her that I had a fondness for shaved Lady Bits(cleaned up for OCUK).
She then told me that this wasn't an option with the KFC Bargain Bucket
Caporegime
Is it againest the law for people from Scotland / England but are 1/4 Irish to swap sandwiches?
Are you 1/4 Irish by any chance
Man of Honour
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn't I tell you he was stupid?"
Associate
1st Scouse dockworker sitting eating his sarnies - I see the daffodils are out
2nd Scouse dockworker - does that affect us ?
2nd Scouse dockworker - does that affect us ?
Out as in "on strike".
Soldato
Man of Honour
Bob Hope was on 'Surprise Surprise', and bragged that despite his 97 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. After the show, Cilla said, "Bob, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place." So they go back to her place and have great sex.
Afterwards, Bob says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour,awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Bob says, " Cilla , that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."
Cilla once again says, "Great Bob, but tell me, does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"
Bob replies, "No, the last time I slept with a Scouser, she stole my wallet!"
Afterwards, Bob says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour,awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Bob says, " Cilla , that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."
Cilla once again says, "Great Bob, but tell me, does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"
Bob replies, "No, the last time I slept with a Scouser, she stole my wallet!"