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b& for drama.

Oops, wrong forum. Oh **
 
Originally posted by local:hero
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b& for drama.

Oops, wrong forum. Oh ** [/B][/QUOTE]

OMG 5 GOLDEN MANBA....oh yeah :/

There once was a poster from Sutton,
In google he typed 'mass destruction'
He thought it was great,
Posted it late,
Another WTLW repercussion.

Hmm, that worked well :/
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Enter ROMEO

ROMEO

But, soft! What thread through yonder forum breaks? It is another bloody Google-trick post, and Juliet is the wench responsible.
Realise your mistake, fair Juliet, and close this thread before the masses - envious of your obvious superiority - hijack this thread and derail it into a trainwreck, as so often doth happen to threads that are mere repeats of previous episodes...

JULIET

what

ROMEO

There you are - speak up a bit, I can't hear you.

JULIET

O Romeo, Romeo, where were you Romeo, before I started this thread? If only you could have warned me that it was posted before, then this sorry charade could have been avoided. If the members decree that this most heinous of crimes is punishable, then I shall be banned, never to return.

ROMEO

(Aside) Shall we ban her?

JULIET

O Woe! Searching beforehand gave no results! The previous threads had been pruned like mine roses up the house walls. Please hear my case before damning me to a life of eternal ignominy!

Ah, damn it.

JULIET retreats into her bedroom, where she cries for the rest of the night, shamed by the knowledge she posted a repeat thread.

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Funniest thread in ever.

Totally agree with it all too, like many people I don't live on these fine forums and read every thread so many of the things posted "last week" I never saw anyway.

The WTLW people are just post count +1.

Give it up.
 
I would like to express my undying, imperishable and unending love for many participants in this thread. Most notably Borris, botbit*, harvey-rumination**, local:hero*** and Lopéz.

You guys are the tops. Seriously.

* this joke stopped being funny years ago.
** this one has just started - funny?
*** I have yet to find a remotely funny other name yet...
 
Once more unto the post, dear friends, once more;
Or close the thread up with our lack of search.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As repeating the same stories again and again:
But when the WTLW blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then post a terrible retort;
Let pry through the portage of the web
Like the sad poster; let the jibe o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth an animated gif
O'erhang and jutty his confounded drivel,
Swill'd with the wild and wasted bandwidth.

Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bring up every key
To its full height.

On, on, you noblest satirist.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of sarcasm!
Fathers that, like so many spammers,
Have in these parts from morn till even spouted drivel
And logged off for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd dons did beget you.

Be copy now to men of grosser wit,
And teach them how to ridicule. And you, good poster,
Whose limbs were made in OcUK, show us here
The mettle of your wit; let us swear
That you are worth your post count; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the offending post. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and WTLW!'
 
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