What did you do to your bike today?

@JonRGV250 Loving the Schwantz jacket! I proper fangirl'd over him in the 80s.
I think we all did, although he wasn’t himself after the Rainey accident :(
Nothing even comes close to the 500cc era, nothing.
Those bikes were pretty much unrideable.
The “unrideables” documentary is a must watch for an insight into those machines.
I'm guessing that only gets worn on the RGV :D
It does, although I reckon I look a right plonker.
 
True, but this is how I picture myself..

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I think we all did, although he wasn’t himself after the Rainey accident :(
Nothing even comes close to the 500cc era, nothing.
Those bikes were pretty much unrideable.
The “unrideables” documentary is a must watch for an insight into those machines.

It does, although I reckon I look a right plonker.

That was the thing with the 80s and 2 strokes, spindly frames, skinny tyres and explosive power bands, some of the most exciting times I had riding LC's/powervalves and Gamma's. There really wasn't the need to rush out and get a thousand like these days, those things were quick enough and gave enough adrenaline to last the weekend.

Totally agree about the racing, those 500s were something else.
 
Up and downs: the up, is that the Luimoto gold gel is brilliant, bye bye numb painful rear! And I should be able to send the medical gel back too - it's just too soft for me, probably better on a chopper or something sofa-esq.

The downs: my AliExpress bar end mirrors, well the right, failed at the weekend and started flapping around - took it off and heated the glass up, but try as I might, it didn't pry off..... then, CRACK! Ordered some more, HJR looking ones this time, for a while 12 quid, probably the same ones that are selling for 68 quid on eBay.

The other down: my throttle is clearly knackered! I noticed it when picked it up, it felt creaky/notchy, but is getting worse and trying to feed it in progressively on the road is now impossible! Feels a bit dangerous tbh. I appreciate it won't ever feel like a cable, but I've had plenty of fly by wire bikes, and it's only been the S1000Rs that feel bad like this, and it's certainly gotten worse since I picked it up.

Checked for any debris or fouling of the grip, but alas there's nothing to be seen - I'm hesitant to take it off the bike and do much more, as it's got warranty - so I guess it'll have to go in to be looked at.
 
Took the throttle off, and gave it and the bar a jolly good clean, it feels much better now; but yet to ride it on the road.

BMW, at least the one closest to me in the New Forest, wanted £95 to diagnose the fault, which I'd have to cover, but if a new throttle was needed, that would be under warranty - not overly happy to have to cough up nearly 100 quid for something you could test with the flick of the wrist! Oh, there's also an 8 week wait!

If it plays up again, then maybe I'll moan at BWM in Bristol - highlighting how it was a problem when I got the bike...

Fitted my new AliExpress 12 quid mirrors - these appear to be the 'HJR' ones I saw on eBay, only they didn't cost me 68 quid, and arrived in a couple of days

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Also fitted the standard clock cover, so the Puig screen bracket is stored away for now.
 
BMW, at least the one closest to me in the New Forest, wanted £95 to diagnose the fault, which I'd have to cover, but if a new throttle was needed, that would be under warranty -
That's insane.
I've worked for main (car) dealers on and off for 30 years and have never heard of that practice.
Not good.
 
The Rizoma style Ali-X mirrors I fitted didn't have indicators in like the OE ones, and riding without them seemed a bit daft, so..

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Far from perfect, but at least functional.
 
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That's insane.
I've worked for main (car) dealers on and off for 30 years and have never heard of that practice.
Not good.
I was a bit taken aback when they said this... you'd have thought that with a warranty, any fault found would mean no charge for the diagnosis - especially with something so blatantly obvious.

Luckily the second round of cleaning did the trick and the throttle application was buttery smooth when I did a test ride earlier - the mirrors was also reasonably usable over 4k, unlike the previous AliExpress ones. A tad too small for my liking, and having them inboard (as above) meant my knuckles kept knocking them - so I flipped them out and reckon they'll be grand
 
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I got a bloody puncture. Luckily one of the group had a temp plug/regas repair kit, so could get to a petrol station to fully inflate then went home. Tyre off and I'll put a proper plug in tomorrow, but the temp one, whilst leaking, leaked less than the bloody great hole that was in it! Think he said the kit was a tenner. Sure beats getting recovered.

Captain Sad....

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Temp plug - got me home

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Tyre off ready for a plug!

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To this day I’ve never got my head around those things, or the bikes with 2 front wheels and one on the back.
The **** is the point?

These were meant to give you the comfort and dryness of a car, without having to faff about in traffic, and also skirt any parking costs. They were actually really good, as was the Benelli Adiva.

Here, an actual convertible scooter :D


The three wheelers started off as a way to get on a "bike" without needing a car licence, as they're categorized as tricycles, but people soon found out that double the traction at the front is actually a lot safer than a single wheel.

The British mentality around scooters is quite amusing to me, I grew up in Holland where everyone's on scooters, they simply can't be beat for practicaility and convenience. Here they're "gay" for some reason.


I actually clocked a proper oldschool biker looking at my scooter a few weeks ago, he was stood in a pickup in his car and was looking at it. I came out with a trolley full of shopping and loaded it in to the scoot without so much as needing a pocket. He actually remarked at how convenient it was. Think I showed someone that day :D
 
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