what do you usually have for tea?

Chicken #16 said:
I dont enjoy cooking

I find it tedious at best and stressful at worst. There's so many things that can go wrong.

Food poisoning is the worst for me. Last time I had food poisoning I was diagnosed with reactive arthritis, knee swelled up and I couldn't walk unaided for 2 weeks. I had physiotherapy for about 2 months to straighten my leg out after that.

Dangerous. Cooking with oil can go horribly wrong. It only takes one terrible mistake and you've poured boiling oil all down yourself or it sprays in your face causing permanent facial disfigurement.

Gas explosion. People with gas ovens could easily come in drunk, decide to cook something, turn the gas on and forget to light. They pass out on the kitchen floor and die from intoxicating fumes, if a spark doesn't light the whole place up first. I have an electric oven so not too worried...but neighbours might not.

Oh and one simple timing error in the cooking process can ruin your evening.


But I do like a nice steak and home made chunky chips.

;)
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Then stop being a pussy, grow up and practice! :) I mean c'mon - "too many things to go wrong"?

*facepalm*
 
I always thought tea time as around 3:30 - 4:30 pm.

My 'tea' varies. Tonight, raw veg with hummus and hemp seeds. Another day, chicken and veg soup. I always emphasise protein with every main meal, a complete protein at that.
 
Buttered toast with jam and then some waffles with catsup.

That goes well with my afternoon PG Tips.

In the evenings it's Custard Creams though!
 
Chicken #16 said:
I dont enjoy cooking
I find it tedious at best and stressful at worst. There's so many things that can go wrong.

Food poisoning is the worst for me. Last time I had food poisoning I was diagnosed with reactive arthritis, knee swelled up and I couldn't walk unaided for 2 weeks. I had physiotherapy for about 2 months to straighten my leg out after that.

Dangerous. Cooking with oil can go horribly wrong. It only takes one terrible mistake and you've poured boiling oil all down yourself or it sprays in your face causing permanent facial disfigurement.

Gas explosion. People with gas ovens could easily come in drunk, decide to cook something, turn the gas on and forget to light. They pass out on the kitchen floor and die from intoxicating fumes, if a spark doesn't light the whole place up first. I have an electric oven so not too worried...but neighbours might not.
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Sorry but :D

I'd love to see someone cook and get all 3 in one night. Eat a piece of raw chicken, throw a pan of hot oil on ones self then the oven blows up. Extreme cooking or what.

Its not like its hard to cook something until is cooked, not spill oil everywhere and not blow yourself up!
 
Guest2 said:
Sorry but :D

I'd love to see someone cook and get all 3 in one night. Eat a piece of raw chicken, throw a pan of hot oil on ones self then the oven blows up. Extreme cooking or what.

Its not like its hard to cook something until is cooked, not spill oil everywhere and not blow yourself up!
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:D I lolled. :D
 
Chicken #16 said:
That's one thing I'd like if I won £84 million. I'd roll up to work at 11 just in time for Ramsay to stand at my desk preparing brunch on a portable stove.
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Id do the same, getting him to cook my food but live on a yacht and not work.

He'd probably annoy me so Id make him walk the plank. That or get him to go to the kitchen of Chicken #16 where he would get set on fire, blown up and get food poisening
 
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