What does this button mean

EddScott · 24 Mar 2006 at 13:06

Boogie nights adjustment??

volospian · 24 Mar 2006 at 13:07

Hate said:
whilst browsing ebay, I came across this "parking pole"

Parking pole?? It's just a ******* electric arial mounted in your bumper. Good grief, did some japanese electric aerial seller sit down next to his enormous pile of stock on day and think "If I could only find some way of flogging these things to people who already have an aerial??"

Simian · 24 Mar 2006 at 13:49

volospian said:
Parking pole?? It's just a ******* electric arial mounted in your bumper. Good grief, did some japanese electric aerial seller sit down next to his enormous pile of stock on day and think "If I could only find some way of flogging these things to people who already have an aerial??"

He also had an equaly large stock of LED's to mount on the end!...

Nazbit · 24 Mar 2006 at 16:22

Firestar_3x said:
Least its not something that extends out of the seat.

Think bond should use one instead of an ejector seat tbh

I can imagine the slick expression with which he would flick the switch too, maybe he would just install one on the passenger seat instead for the bondgirls he usually drives around.

MrSix · 24 Mar 2006 at 19:02

http://www.newageenglish.com/jdmisme/horizpole.jpg

That made me giggle...that P should be tippexed and turned in to an H

*edit* Holy smokes, that was a large photo - turned it into a link

Scythe · 24 Mar 2006 at 21:36

Scuzi said:
When you press it do you feel something extend out of the seat into your backside?

I thought that lol! Anal probe tbh.

Vertigo · 25 Mar 2006 at 00:39

volospian said:
Parking pole?? It's just a ******* electric arial mounted in your bumper. Good grief, did some japanese electric aerial seller sit down next to his enormous pile of stock on day and think "If I could only find some way of flogging these things to people who already have an aerial??"

Better include Mercedes in that then, as they fitted parking poles to the rear of the S-Class a while back.

teaboy5 · 25 Mar 2006 at 00:54

I think its clear that this increases the BHP, what ya think am i right?

cootuk · 25 Mar 2006 at 03:59

so you buy the bumper pole and mount it in the driver seat anyway

Desmo · 25 Mar 2006 at 10:00

Can you mount the parking pole on the side of the car sticking out so you can kneecap pedestrians?

Tesla · 25 Mar 2006 at 10:43

Desmo said:
Can you mount the parking pole on the side of the car sticking out so you can kneecap pedestrians?

Also turn the screen washer jets side-on so you can basically beat them up from the comfort of your car.

Steve · 25 Mar 2006 at 12:52

Tesla said:
Also turn the screen washer jets side-on so you can basically beat them up from the comfort of your car.

My mate did that to some nutter oriental bird down my road many moons ago, then half hour later I was cleaning my car and she happend to walk up my road recognised us and stoved in my car door with an impresive kick.

Was a bit annoyed as A: wasn't me and B: wrong car love, hard to tell a white mkII orion from a red XR3i isn't it.

oh well