What happened to proper cats?

Scuzi said:
Cats today, much like teenagers, bare emotional rather than physical scars. Their lustrous fur and neatly trimmed nails hide the deep anxiety they suffer as a result of childhood trauma. Adverse Kittenhood Events such as being fed Morrisons own brand cat food, or getting the hose from the neighbour as they deposit their **** in amongst the begonias, really **** with the little dears.

Old cats used to be whipped into shape at the sight of a burlap sack and a brick, knowing the bottom of the local canal was their destiny if they soiled Mr. Smith’s dahlia beds. Nowadays cats don’t even know they’re alive with their scratching posts and smoked mackerel and onlyfans. Makes me sick.
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I honestly had to check the username, I thought this was a mags post:p
 
My cat is a black and white maine ****, about twice the size of a regular cat. He can come and go as he pleases but is indoors 99.5% of the time. He's afraid of his own shadow, let alone other cats.

E: lol at the word list filter

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due to the modern amount of spaying, less wild cats about kicking their a** in fights over their outdoor toilet territory would be my guess.

if what you are saying its even true, i was not about in the 70`s to comment
 
d_brennen said:
My cat is a black and white maine ****, about twice the size of a regular cat. He can come and go as he pleases but is indoors 99.5% of the time. He's afraid of his own shadow, let alone other cats.

E: lol at the word list filter

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Black and white main ****.

Surprised the woke brigade haven't deemed that racist and demanded the breed be renamed.

Also I've already been to Wetherspoons this morning.
 
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