What is the most disgusting thing you have experienced?

Puking in my mouth numerous times in my life and swallowing it to prevent it spraying everywhere. Proper hamster cheeks too. :(
 
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1) Had a parents away party at a friends house when we were about 15. He got unconciously drunk so I carried him up to bed to sleep it off. As I grab his shoulders to turn him into the recovery position he projectile vomits a mushroom cloud of honk into my face.

2) On a boys camping trip, we got there late and half drunk and proceeded to put the tent up in a field and get on with the bbq and more drinking. In the morning, with a hideous hangover I crawled out the back of the tent and put my hand through the crust of the hugest cow turd in Christendom. Up to the wrist in green/brown poo slime I then proceeded to vom for England.

3) I had hepatitus when I was about 18. As anyone unfortunate enough to have had it knows - it doesn't do you any favours in the guts department. At one point I was so ill pro vomiting in the loo, the next stomach cramp had me sharting myself. So, I sat down on the loo to clean up and pro vomited over the floor and wall in front so hard I fell off the bog and landed in it. I lay there like a weak kitten with crap all over my arse in a pool of slimy water vom. Charming disease.
 
An ex-girlriend asked me to make love to her while she wore and England football shirt.

I had no idea she was like that and walked out on her.

Dirty woman!
 
jp_bl_68 said:
Mid-life crisis? You're not going bald, are you? :p
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Lol, I'm only 24!

coupe69 said:
Sorry for my rather cryptic post, I'll put it in more layman terms for you - are you generally a lover of poo? If not why the hell would you let someone dump their fecal matter all over you :confused:
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Thanks for that! No I'm not. I didn't want it to happen. She was on top of me, and it just happened.. :(
 
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