What is the worst Knock Knock joke?

[~>Dg<~]

knock knock
whos there
dunup
dunup who

 

[Lydzor]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bumblebee
Bumblebee who?
Bumblebee cold if you don't wear pants.

 

[Mat]

[Knock knock (on the door)]
Who's there?
Angus (that's {me})
Angus who?

Angus my [ ] up will you

LMAO Winner!

We need the Mexican Hat dude (I can never remember his name) in here!!

 

[OSB]

TBH You both fail as i laughed at both of them!!!

Ps I can quote!

Are you following me!!!

PSS: Check out that über-nested-quoting!!

 

[platypus]

Knock Knock.


















(No one's in.)

 

[nikebee]

[Knock knock (on the door)]
Who's there?
Angus (that's {me})
Angus who?

Angus my [ ] up will you

HaHa!

 

[nikebee]

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your friend... Stewie... and he'll always be there for you.

 

[BillytheImpaler]

We need the Mexican Hat dude (I can never remember his name) in here!!

Monkeypants

 

[Usher]

you need a part glass of water handy for this, or beer whatever

knock knock
who's there?
John
John who?
John the babtist

then throw the water in their face lol

 

[nikebee]

Monkeypants

Don't think he posts here anymore does he?

 

[BillytheImpaler]

He posted this morning.

 

[Mat]

He's been posting this morning.

Well get him in here then!

 

[~>Dg<~]

knock knock
whos there
adolph
adolph who
adolph bawl hit me in da mouth

 

[ginger_pat]

Oh i have a gd one from peter kay.
(to a homeless person)
knock knock,
whos there
I thought u were *****ng homeless

 

[MookJong]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
OJ
OJ Who?
Ok you're on the jury!

 

[Jono]

No jokes to contribute, since you've posted all the ones I know, but Lal!

 

[~>Dg<~]

knock knock
whos there
amanda
amanda who
amanda fix the fing doorbell

 

[Hamster]

Knock knock
Who's there?

(silence)

 

[Usher]

knock knock
who's there?
Humphrey
Humphrey who?
John Wayne

 

[fieldy]

"knock knock"
"who's there?"

"YA MUM!"