What is wrong with milk these days? It's not milk

[Tephnos]

Me like milk

 

[Werewolf]

All those complaining about the taste of milk should switch to dog milk.

There’s Nothing wrong with dog milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.

Only 'cause no one will drink it.

 

[Freakbro]

Ugh since I've become lactose intolerant I avoid dairy where I can but god cheese is amazing.

The lacto free stuff is OK but limited.

Asda has on their shelf the price sticker for lactose Stilton, but it's never there only ever the mozzarella.

I check regularly but I think it's discontinued.


Gold top and lurpack and a day on the toilet is worth it

Have you tried lactase tablets, like this https://www.boots.com/boots-good-gut-lactase-enzyme-60-tablets-10269391

It's not a perfect solution but I find it can help alleviate the worst reactions if I know I'm going to be having something dairy rich.

 

[Uncle Petey]

easy if you own a cheese cloth, and a blender!

LOL most people have a blender. As for the cheese cloth, you could probably wing it with a net curtain

 

[Angilion]

All those complaining about the taste of milk should switch to dog milk.

There’s Nothing wrong with dog milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.

Hello, Holly!




In case anyone is wondering:

 

[Sankari]

Another top tier Lysander thread.

 

[Lysander]

I tried some of the Cravendale, it was absolutely disgusting. Thanks for the recommendations but it was horrible to my taste. Back to dairy it is, then.

Another top tier Lysander thread.

Only the best for this place.

Coming next week: Does anyone still use Copydex?; Where is the domestic market for succulent feed?; and Is there a calculated percentage of sandwiches that make up for Pret surplus to stop the homeless rioting?

Stay tuned.

 

[nine_tails]

I stick with full fat/whole and that seems to be good enough for me tbh. I dont notice any difference between brands. Kinda like mid-tier wine.

 

[Nevakonaza]

Ive also noticed milk been a bit "wierd" lately,Some been very watery in consistency even though its full fat.
Also the "Muller" brand milk thats skimmed they have in my work canteen has a very sweet sugary taste to it..i thought it was just me but others said the same thing.

I blame the cows.

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

Just get Cravendale if you're at the supermarket. Lovely stuff.

This ^^ I love milk, always have. I can get through a couple of litres a day easily. Cravendale skimmed is lovely.

 

[mrk]

Just get Cravendale if you're at the supermarket. Lovely stuff.

Or if you order from Amazon Fresh. I always get this!

 

[d_brennen]

Stop drinking cow juice, sorted

 

[Lysander]

Finally, something that actually tastes like milk.

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Gazegill Organics raw milk, not homogenised. From certified organic British Shorthorn cows who dine on the lush grasses at the eastern edge of the Forest of Bowland.

 

[D4N]

I prefer skimmed. I don’t like whole milk nowadays, I don’t know why, I just went off it.
The thread did make me think of this though

 

[MatsyLR]

Or stop drinking a liquid that comes from cow breasts. Switch to human milk instead keep it in the species at least.

 

[Lysander]

Or stop drinking a liquid that comes from cow breasts. Switch to human milk instead keep it in the species at least.

I don't think you understand how serious the problem is: this goes beyond just milk, this is to do with the general populous being brainwashed into thinking that supermarket milk is acceptable when it has absolutely no flavour in comparison to proper milk. It's milk in name only - it doesn't taste like milk, it doesn't behave like milk [i.e. doesn't go off in the same way]. It only looks like milk while having a picture of a cow on the bottle.

The Cravendale phenomenon is just weird. It tastes repulsive yet there are people who think it tastes delicious. It's absolutely bizarre. It's a fantastic experiment in how to tell people "this is milk and you will prefer this upgraded version" and then people going "OK yes it is and we do". Maybe it's the power of marketing. Maybe Cravendale has adverts with dancing cows that make people think, "this is great stuff and must be genuinely improved milk" when it is nothing but unnatural, synthetic, mass-marketed slush. I wouldn't be surprised if it was just pumped out of a robotic 'cow' straight into a bottle.

 

[Em3bbs]

Maybe different people like different tastes?

 

[Worthy]

The Cravendale phenomenon is just weird. It tastes repulsive yet there are people who think it tastes delicious. It's absolutely bizarre. It's a fantastic experiment in how to tell people "this is milk and you will prefer this upgraded version" and then people going "OK yes it is and we do". Maybe it's the power of marketing. Maybe Cravendale has adverts with dancing cows that make people think, "this is great stuff and must be genuinely improved milk" when it is nothing but unnatural, synthetic, mass-marketed slush. I wouldn't be surprised if it was just pumped out of a robotic 'cow' straight into a bottle.

Awww, I was going to ask you if you'd still try some so I could see what you thought of it.

That's one heck of a rant by the way. Some people like tomatoes, and some don't. We're all different.

I actually didn't realise I'd bought Cravendale the first time I tried it. I just grabbed a big bottle of semi-skimmed. It was only when I tasted it that I thought "Wow!" and looked at the bottle. So no marketing influence here, sorry to burst your bubble.

 

[Lysander]

Maybe different people like different tastes?

That's understandable, but my issue is that this is not milk. But people not only think it's acceptable, but that it is milk. It's literally revisionist history and goes beyond dairy farming into something far more worrying.