What stupid thing have you seen, heard or experienced today?

[nlel1975]

Correct, should be £6-£8. Hell it's even £8.10 delivered from Amazon.

I know, a local pound land used to sell 3x 330ml Diet Coke for £1. I’ve thought about ordering from Amazon but can’t be arsed.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

If @Yaayuh! had his way, you'd be buying 2 litre bottles and decanting them into tin cans. Or something.

Yeah, and he'll be sellotaping over the opened ring pulls to keep the cans "fresh".

 

[eddiemcgarrigle]

Guy in work claiming it was Ukraine who caused the war with Russia.

 

[Haggisman]

If some random person was "karen" enough to comment about my shopping, I would tell them where to get off...

my niece was moaning that the butter in the fridge was too hard to spread on the bread and it was breaking the bread....
I was like; did you not see the "I can't believe it's not butter" in the door tray
"nooo... why do you have both butter and marge?"...
"REALLY??!..."...

She has a point. Might as well remove the "I can't believe it's not" from the name, because you'd have to be a complete imbecile to think the 2 are comparable in any way

 

[413x]

There will be another one. There has never, in the history of busses, not been another one.

It just puts my ticket to the sky lagoon very tight!

 

[TommyV]

I had an experience today due to my own stupidity. Got a drive thru coffee, was handed it and immediately dropped it all over the car. Lovely.

 

[FBi7]

I agree I've just stocked up, £10.50 for 24 cans at my local Iceland...

Hate to break it to you my friend, but you only have 20 cans there.

 

[ethan]

I once persuaded a 75 year old pensioner to buy a barbell sleeve for comfortable squating simply because it was going for 99p in Aldi.

 

[radderfire]

It's a block of butter. You cut off what you want to keep in a butter dish...

Time is money.

 

[Rai200]

Waitress: Is the vegan bean burger dairy free?

Me: ...It's vegan?

Waitress: Yes but is it dairy free? They have an allergy.

Me: It's vegan, dairy isn't vegan so yes, it's dairy free. For the love of god read the menu.

 

[radderfire]

Waitress: Yes but is it dairy free? They have an allergy.

Not everyone knows what vegan is. Better to be safe than sorry.

 

[Rai200]

Not everyone knows what vegan is. Better to be safe than sorry.

Anyone who is allergic to dairy knows that vegan is also DF.

Everything on the menu is marked as V/VG/DF as applicable.

Even the vegan stuff is also marked as DF just to be 100% clear, I've been asking the FoH staff to read the menu every day for 3 months to avoid confusion, as it frequently changes. Every day we get the same questions.

 

[radderfire]

Even the vegan stuff is also marked as DF just to be 100% clear, I've been asking them FoH staff to read the menu every day for 3 months to avoid confusion, as it frequently changes. Every day we get the same questions.

OK fair enough. Maybe you need to go Gordon Ramsay on them.

 

[ivrytwr3]

Yesterday, not necessarily stupid, but made me laugh.

Context: daughter is very high maintenance! Wifey at work, lazy daughter is in bed - so peace throughout the house.

I had some errands to run, so headed to the local village, did the tasks and picked up some 3 sausage rolls from the butchers = wifey, daughter and I.

Daughter gets out of bed, tell her there's a sausage roll for her, less than 10mins out of bed there's tears, here we go.......... "What's up?" I ask - thinking problem with friends, boyfriend, work etc.

Turns out she put her sausage roll on a plate, put it on the coffee table and nipped to the loo. Came back, sausage roll was gone and dog was licking her lips.

 

[G-MAN2004]

I watched The Rise of Skywalker last night for the first time.

 

[Stu999]

I watched The Rise of Skywalker last night for the first time.

"Somehow Palpatine returned."