What to do about strange package outside my flat?

Mr Jones · 4 May 2009 at 19:54

It looks like a bag of dirty nappies.

D D Danneh · 4 May 2009 at 19:55

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Look at me, I'm happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Give you my phone number
When you worry, call me, I make you happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
But don't worry, be happy
'Cause when you worry, your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Now there, is this song I wrote
I hope you learned it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy, be happy now

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

SourChipmunk · 4 May 2009 at 19:58

JohnnyG said:
Anyone remember a similar thread a few years ago when someone had a laptop bag/bag of drugs/bag of cash/nail bomb on a window ledge outside their window?

I remember that one. Turned out to be quite the ordeal getting the local squad to investigate. I don't remember the end results, though.

OP - have the police check it out. Take plenty of pics.

Felix Da Housecat · 4 May 2009 at 20:02

Subscribes to thread.

To the op: go and look, we need answers.

Pete19s · 4 May 2009 at 20:05

As this is OCUK you only really have 3 choices seeing as it isnt a Bugatti Veyron. Choose wisely.

1)Kick it in the ovaries
2)Nuke it from orbit
3)Mustard

secretspy · 4 May 2009 at 20:16

Marky said:
Lick It.

Has he licked it yet?

lol whats the obsession with licking it?

Totality - It looks like either a picnic bag or a nappy changing bag

cheechm · 4 May 2009 at 20:17

Maybe its mine.

Totality · 4 May 2009 at 20:19

Got back alive!!! Had a load of empty cans and stuff strewn around the area, but the bag contains strongbow, fosters and what looks like a can of soup! Heard voices from the other side of the foot bridge so we vacated the area rather quickly, but suppose that's the mystery solved.

Looking from our window no-one has returned to bag and my housemate still thinks the voices we heard weren't the bag owners. The question is now whether it's illegal to take the beer if no-one comes back to take it as surely it's classed as rubbish?

Azagoth · 4 May 2009 at 20:22

Now we await the CCTV footage on Crimewatch of Totality and his housmates legging it from a bag that turned out to contain human bodyparts inside of tins and cans.

Felix Da Housecat · 4 May 2009 at 20:22

OMG you left the tin of soup, whats wrong with you man

Keyser Soze · 4 May 2009 at 20:23

Totality said:
The question is now whether it's illegal to take the beer

You don't want the soup?

knip · 4 May 2009 at 20:24

Possession is 9/10ths of the law!

Van Hellseek · 4 May 2009 at 20:26

FREE BEER!

iaind · 4 May 2009 at 20:28

You surely cant be considering drinking that beer?

For gods sake man, its fosters!

SourChipmunk · 4 May 2009 at 20:29

I would not trust any food product left by the wayside.

Amp34 · 4 May 2009 at 20:43

"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!"

Trust Woody, someone probably poisoned them with SWINE FLU!!!!!!

On the other hand drink it, and if there is a SWINE FLU pandemic in the UK it's your fault!

tomoW1 · 4 May 2009 at 20:59

Did you scream like girls and flail your arms when you ran away?

Sash · 4 May 2009 at 21:06

No pictures with bread? I am sad.

And wow, no suggestions of nukes from orbit. I am impressed.

D D Danneh said:
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Look at me, I'm happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Give you my phone number
When you worry, call me, I make you happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
But don't worry, be happy
'Cause when you worry, your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Now there, is this song I wrote
I hope you learned it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy, be happy now

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Be happy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, be happy

Reminds me of I Am Legend. Poor Doggy =[

jjwylie · 4 May 2009 at 21:16

Sash said:
No pictures with bread? I am sad.

And wow, no suggestions of nukes from orbit. I am impressed.

Reminds me of I Am Legend. Poor Doggy =[

Pete19s said:
As this is OCUK you only really have 3 choices seeing as it isnt a Bugatti Veyron. Choose wisely.

1)Kick it in the ovaries
2)Nuke it from orbit
3)Mustard

Fail!

Sash · 4 May 2009 at 21:20

jjwylie said:
Fail!