What to do with a dead cat?

[Rilot]

This:

 

[DJMK4]

You could scare a few kids with that.

Imagine having a game of football In the summer with ur mates down local greens, that could be so my fun with some fpv gear

 

[Cosimo]

Spoiler

 

[alx]

Did you not read the op?

Missed that part

 

[DJMK4]

Give it to the homeless

(they can make a pillow or gloves, or feetwarmers, or if they are hungry, eat it)

 

[Hades]

Video it and put it up on YouTube. There's millions to be made on there with cats.











Or bury it in your garden.

 

[Soundood]

find a small room? swing cat?

 

[arknor]

Take it to your local chinese takeaway and barter

 

[Malevolence]

Helium balloons, and then watch the news.

 

[Destination]

You have the Cat, not construct a Pult, and attack York!

 

[Tefal]

swing it in each room of your house then when you sell it you can say "i have personally confirmed there is enough room to swing a cat in every room"

 

[bitslice]

Does it look grumpy about being dead?
Then get it on youtube.

 

[sprite1275]

Stick a pole up it and use as a mop

 

[=XDC=FluphyBunny]

Council or vet on Monday.

Some poor family will be devastated

 

[Rich1988]

wait until tomorrow and take it to the vets, if its not chipped they should dispose of it

 

[Maccapacca]

Three, four...

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

(Phoebe) Oh are we done?

One, two, what's that smell?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat

I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me

One, two, what's that smell?

All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood

You smell like something dead (3x)

One, two, what's that smell?

 

[Scooby_WR1]

Flush it down the toilet.

 

[gothic_hobbit]

Bury it Brookside style.

 

[Gman]

dye it white, stick a good suit on and sit in a chair outside calmly stroking it bond villain style.

 

[mushtafa]

Helium balloons, and then watch the news.