What to do with a dead cat?

[Participant]

 

[Unluckyalf]

101 uses for a dead cat

Buy this book

 

[Robosapien]

 

[blundaruss]

Could keep it for spares/repairs? Never know when a cat urinary tract could come in handy? Could make a good bio water cooling system?

 

[Dis86]

So, it's been a few days now. That things gotta be getting ripe. What has become of it?

 

[EddScott]

Posted through the letterbox of a troublesome neighbour.

 

[Tefal]

dead cat + flesh light = furry heaven?

 

[mmj_uk]

Phone the Daily Mail and tell them that you got woken up by a large glowing light in your garden, went out to investigate, heard a wooshing sound as the light disappeared and then found a dead cat.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Make a nice hat!

 

[NexusK]

Thoroughly test how much room you would need to swing it.

 

[FloppyPoppy]

If you are planning on having the curry get it in the freezer ASAP don't want it going bad now.

There are many things you can do with said cat.

Turn it into a hat.
Mount it's head on the wall like you see in hunting cabins.
Tie it to a stratosphere balloon INC GoPro's and no parachute.
Tie it to a stratosphere balloon INC several large fireworks in a certain tail end.. hole, at high altitude, launch said fireworks remotely and potentially launch cat into orbit?????

 

[iamtheoneneo]

Take it to a vet tomorrow, if it's chipped, the owners will appreciate it.
Speaking from experience

Most vets dont deal with random dead cats - you have to contact the council for removal most of the time.

 

[Usher]

Strange how most people here seem to think that someones lost pet is nothing but a huge joke

 

[FloppyPoppy]

Most vets dont deal with random dead cats - you have to contact the council for removal most of the time.

He was talking about getting the chip scanned, all vets will do this.

 

[iamtheoneneo]

Strange how most people here seem to think that someones lost pet is nothing but a huge joke

Welcome to GD where advice, compassion and morals are limited

 

[antijoke]

Do you have a Facebook 'spotted' page in your area?

Post a message there describing the cat and where it is now so hopefully the owners can be notified.

 

[FloppyPoppy]

Do you have a Facebook 'spotted' page in your area?

Post a message picture of it doing a handstand there and where it is now so hopefully the owners can be notified.

 

[FTM]

Strange how most people here seem to think that someones lost pet is nothing but a huge joke

if they cared for their pet instead of letting it roam free where there are cars and other animals capable of killing it, then it wouldnt be dead

washing up bowl, allotment or back garden, length of rope..keeps you in bait for your fishing for a few days

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Strange how most people here seem to think that someones lost pet is nothing but a huge joke

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

 

[gandhi]

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