What to do with a giant pumpkin?

[FBi7]

https://flic.kr/p/2qiL7Vx

 

[Blackjack Davy]

You could always, y'know, eat it. Shocking idea, I know.

 

[moon man]

Can i just say, to us vegans this is food porn

 

[hornetstinger]

Try to swallow it whole.

 

[Feek]

Suggestions?

What did you do, my aviation buddy?

 

[Chojin]

Dance with it to Soul Finger by The Bar-Kays.

 

[Scuzi]

What did you do, my aviation buddy?

I put them both by the front door. A footpath runs right past it so it brought much amusement to the local children for a couple of weeks. They now call me the pumpkin man. However the biggest one started to rot and became manky very quickly. I got back from a business trip to find the bottom half of it in puddle form, so I had to scoop it up into the bin.

The smaller of the two is still going strong.

 

[Derek W]

Whoever suggested live streaming this in a rot cam fashion to see if it outlasts the pm I think you're out of luck cos that looks like the distinctive black door of number 10 in that photo

 

[Feek]

How are they coming along this year, @Scuzi?

 

[koolpc]

Sell one to Red Bull F1 to use as a 2nd driver to Max!

 

[Scuzi]

How are they coming along this year, @Scuzi?

I gave up this year. The allotment resembled Katie Hopkins nether regions; arid dry, overgrown and unkempt, and I didn’t have the spare time to lovingly feed and water them. Maybe next year.

 

[DJMK4]

Stick some fireworks inside, light them, then stick them on someones porch and run off.

 

[Malevolence]

If it was a giant peach I could help you, I have a book about that. But other than carve it and live on pumpkin pie for the next few months I have no clue.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

I've seen some in the supermarket and they're about the size of a grapefruit, terrible year for pumpkin growing