What to do with a problem Cat

Mobius 1 · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:05

KizZ said:
A bear trap wouldn't kill you

You'd bleed to death...

Sparky__H · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:07

-Tauren- said:
You'd bleed to death...

shock would get you first as they tend to shatter the bone

geeza · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:07

one more for the cat lovers!

dig a large hole in your garden, say 5foot deep and cover it with sticks, leaves and grass. Keep your cats inside and wait for the white cat to fall in (and guests/the postman!)

Let them all have a stay in the hole for a while then, if they REALLY **** you off just fill it in! (that or let them out)

KizZ · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:08

-Tauren- said:
You'd bleed to death...

Not if he gets medical help before that

Mobius 1 · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:08

Sparky__H said:
shock would get you first as they tend to shatter the bone

Agreed. i didnt really think of that side of it. Bear traps are massive. If they are put down to weaken/entrap/kill bears imagine what it would do to a human.

Andelusion · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:10

leaskovski said:
Pee in supersoaker and then spray the frisky feline!

Best-suggestion-in-thread!

Combos for the win.

geeza · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:11

In turkey they used to put meat down with poison it in for the strays. (im talking about for the cats not the people)

Zip · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:13

geeza said:
In turkey they used to put meat down with poison it in for the strays. (im talking about for the cats not the people)

You do release that we have 3 cats of our own and we arnt going to deprive them of going outside.

geeza · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:15

Zip said:
You do release that we have 3 cats of our own and we arnt going to deprive them of going outside.

i was joking, didnt you see the part i posted about it being in Turkey not england. they do all sorts of weird stuff over there

Violent-J · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:16

squiffy said:
I'm not animal rights nut, shooting someone's pet is just wrong, if you do it then you're not right in the head.

I would not harm a dog that's crapping on my lawn, even though I don't like it.

I agree harming someone's pet is just wrong but shooting animals is fine, I've shot lots of rabbits etc. while I've been hunting and they died instantly. I've also helped slaughter chickens, breaking their neck etc. Was really fun and tasted great

kitten_caboodle · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:16

Doonhamer said:
Nope, any other questions?

yeah

Doonhamer said:
Nope, after seeing the trouble they cause to other people I am simply not that inconsiderate.

you like stereotypes?

squiffy · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:16

geeza said:
In turkey they used to put meat down with poison it in for the strays. (im talking about for the cats not the people)

Do you laugh when you injure/ kill a animal?

kitten_caboodle · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:17

squiffy said:
Do you laugh when you injure/ kill a animal?

don't bother dude, they're doing it to wind you up now.

geeza · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:18

squiffy said:
Do you laugh when you injure/ kill a animal?

what are you on about? Didnt you read the post right? I said people in turkey not "i put meat down to kill things"

geeza · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:19

kitten_caboodle said:
don't bother dude, they're doing it to wind you up now.

lol. how about a squirt with a supersoaker (including petrol)

-ill stop now

Violent-J · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:19

squiffy said:
Do you laugh when you injure/ kill a animal?

It's great fun.

Violent-J · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:20

geeza said:
lol. how about a squirt with a supersoaker (including petrol)

-ill stop now

Doonhamer · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:22

geeza said:
lol. how about a squirt with a supersoaker (including petrol)

Somebody on another forum suggested fairy liquid but thats just wrong and as much as I dont like I certainly wouldnt want them to suffer that way. :eek:

squiffy · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:22

kitten_caboodle said:
don't bother dude, they're doing it to wind you up now.

Yeah but of pubeless immature kids.

http://www.24dash.com/content/news/viewNews.php?navID=7&newsID=7603

Sick *****

phykell · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:24

Violent-J said:
I agree harming someone's pet is just wrong but shooting animals is fine, I've shot lots of rabbits etc. while I've been hunting and they died instantly. I've also helped slaughter chickens, breaking their neck etc. Was really fun and tasted great

Yeah, killing is just a great barrel of laughs isn't it? I'm fine about you hunting and eating what you've killed but I get the distinct impression you couldn't care less whether you ate it or not, it's the destruction of helpless animals that drives you.