What was your last facebook status update

My last one was "are these all your lunches?, you mean you eat udder peoples lunches, STOP IT"

10 points to who can name the film
 
My last funny one

"Jacob Ellwood has just thought of a amazing break up line, during sex say "your just as moist as your mum" LOOL"
 
"****ing ******* government!"

Because I don't get the same loan entitlement at Uni as everyone else this year despite being well under the household income threshold. It means I might not be able to go to Uni because I can't afford it. : /
 
"learnt today that to beat the taliban you send in the ira..... tv teaches the best things!"

"gets sea sick just taking a shower..."

Yeah yesterday was a fun tv day (and more ammusing than getting bbq sauce in my mouse)
 
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