What was your last facebook status update

My last one was "are these all your lunches?, you mean you eat udder peoples lunches, STOP IT"

10 points to who can name the film
Kindergarten Cop! :D

edit: That wasn't my Facebook status! I sppose I should really put it up :) "has finally updated the photos from his death defying roll down a hill in a giant bubble filled with water...and (insert friend's name here!)."
 
5UB is wondering what I should wear with my graduation gown and hat... A suit with tie? A suit with no tie? Black trousers and a shirt? Nothing!? Naked!? - Hum... The possibilities are endless.
 
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MICHAEL Owen has begun his Manchester United career by breaking his wrist in three places while attempting to sign his new contract. According to the club, Owen had earlier passed the medical and then punched the air in delight, slightly spraining his shoulder. Owen is currently recuperating in the Louis Saha Memorial Injury Suite

B@
 
mine was (and you english folk need to see how welsh people pronounce "LL"

"Llanelli people have a llisp, llo they talk like thill, and llound like a dillney chartoon character"

I live about 5 miles from Llanelli, and I just don't get it!!!

(even trying to say it with the correct pronounciation it sounds crap!! :p)
 
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MICHAEL Owen has begun his Manchester United career by breaking his wrist in three places while attempting to sign his new contract. According to the club, Owen had earlier passed the medical and then punched the air in delight, slightly spraining his shoulder. Owen is currently recuperating in the Louis Saha Memorial Injury Suite

B@

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Facebrag:
To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.
 
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