What would GD do with this chicken?

[PermaChanged]

I bought it Monday lunch time from the Co-Op, however I forgot to bring it in to the house to refrigerate. It has been sitting in my car until 6pm this evening, roughly 54 hours out of the fridge.

The car has been parked outside, the thermometer in the car today read 27 degrees when I went to drive home, no idea what it reached on Monday or Tuesday.

I've already done what I thought was the right thing to do with it, I was just wondering, what would GD do with this chicken?

 

[hyperseven]

take the skin off and fashion into a mask?

 

[GeForce]

Wouldn't risk it personally.

I'm not one for wasting food but 54 hours well above fridge temp is pushing it.

 

[RJC]

Through it out!

 

[kindai]

Nuke it for 5 minutes, anything thats grown in there will be more than dead

Anything that survived 5 minutes of nuking, will make you dead.

 

[G-MAN2004]

I'd try it first.

 

[Tosno]

Give it to the dog

 

[Aedus]

Shove it up your butt then poop it out through your nemesis letter box.

 

[Mynight]

Cook it and eat it.

 

[UTmaniac]

Feed it to the vultures, who are immune to several deadly diseases.

 

[robfosters]

No chance I would eat that. Throw it in the bin and learn your lesson.

 

[randomshenans]

Smell test. Easy.

 

[Maccapacca]

Nuke it for 5 minutes, anything thats grown in there will be more than dead

Anything that survived 5 minutes of nuking, will make you dead.

My general rule is an extra minute for every day out of date

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Make a chicken suit and peck around your garden all morning.

 

[wedrum]

throttle it

 

[Scuzi]

Take the skin and fashion an internal fleshlight lining.

 

[Scania]

Microwave it for 30 minutes on full power, enjoy the fire after about 25minutes, flame grilled chicken that's guaranteed to have no nasties still alive on it.

 

[itchy]

Cook it and enjoy the smell before you bin it.

Its a very pungent fragrance to say the least.

 

[cainer]

put it in a cage and wait for it to lay some eggs, FREE EGGS!!!

 

[arctine]

I'd put it in the bin.

I would not make a thread on a computer forum.