What would GD do with this chicken?

ttaskmaster · 22 Sep 2016 at 14:29

PermaChanged said:
I've already done what I thought was the right thing to do with it, I was just wondering, what would GD do with this chicken?

Have it stuffed, to make a 'Present For Someone Special', as in the other thread of similar title?

Go back to the shop, buy another one and then take the old one to the counter with latest receipt in hand, saying, "Excuse me I just bought this...."?

Place it in the middle of your lawn, then retreat to a hide you prepared earlier and lie in wait, rifle in hand, for some local wildlife...?

Angilion · 23 Sep 2016 at 00:52

Glaucus said:
like everything I would use smell and sight to see if it was ok. [..]

A dog can't be certain of that tactic being successful. While it's rare, food poisoning does occur in dogs.

A dog has a sense of smell generally around a million times more sensitive than a human.

Good luck.

Mr Badger · 23 Sep 2016 at 01:09

Take it to the vet.

Craig1981 · 23 Sep 2016 at 11:14

I say we take off and nuke the chicken from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Glaucus · 23 Sep 2016 at 13:02

Angilion said:
A dog can't be certain of that tactic being successful. While it's rare, food poisoning does occur in dogs.

A dog has a sense of smell generally around a million times more sensitive than a human.

Good luck.

lol, by good luck, you mean decades of no food poisoning.
how do you think our ancestors survived.

Scam said:
Haven't you heard of a freezer?

freezer is 100% full and no it really isn't that hard to work out if food is off or not, just few basic skills and knowledge, which anyone can obtain.