What would you do if there was a total doomsday type apocalypse type scenario ?

Masterdog · 28 Feb 2011 at 21:43

Why delay the inevitable? Cry like a baby for a few hours, find some kind of weapon, cry a bit more, lots of alcohol, shoot self in head. Crisis over!

trigger-happy · 28 Feb 2011 at 21:45

chicken cottage is down the road so I'm fine.

OriginalJonty · 28 Feb 2011 at 21:51

Hmm. I live in a densely populated area, near a busy shopping area. I have some food stocked up currently though that would be shared between 5 of us. Weapons would be limited to tools. Going outside would be suicide regardless of it being a zombie apocalypse or nuclear fallout, staying inside would not protect from radiation. Zombie wise, stay really quiet and hope they follow the panicked crowds?

stinka · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:00

G|mp said:
lolEG

Wind your neck in, or cheets will bust you up again

HamZilla · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:01

maccapacca said:
All I could do is fill the bath and as many orifices with water

lol!

G|mp · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:05

stinka said:
Wind your neck in, or cheets will bust you up again

Why don't you come with him big boy?

SourChipmunk · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:42

First sign of zombies and I'm moving to Madagascar.

guyfawkes5 · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:43

What would you do in a clichéd thread? :confused:

mufc802 · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:45

I would make sure I had my keyboard at the ready then whack the heads off the zombies like golf balls.

apeZ · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:47

Castor said:
Yeah but what would be worse, the zombies outside or the chavs holed up in Asda?

Chavs are stupid. Stupid people die and turn into zombies.

kiel367 · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:48

iv got a nice baseball bat downstairs, im pretty sure i could wack a few nails in, just incase of zombies at the door, get in my car, go to the nearest military facility which is about 15 mins drive, grab a tank, and lots of military sealed rations, then get to work killin some zombies xD

melkiah2003 · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:53

I'd just stay in and fap til my head explodes.

Tefal · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:54

rape an pillage.

oh and drive a truck into the op's house and steal is beans.

melkiah2003 · 28 Feb 2011 at 22:59

Tefal said:
oh and drive a truck into the op's house and steal is beans.

Not worth getting rad sickness for... spaghetti hoops maybe.

Deleted member 651465 · 28 Feb 2011 at 23:02

Await "spec me a zombie apocalypse outfit" or "has anybody ever eaten raw food?" threads.

Mr Krugga · 28 Feb 2011 at 23:02

EVH said:
Await "spec me a zombie apocalypse outfit" or "has anybody ever eaten raw food?" threads.

I've eaten raw meat before.

Antelopethy · 28 Feb 2011 at 23:12

Raist said:
First sign of zombies and I'm moving to Madagascar.

They'll have shut down everything long before you get there

GreatAuk · 28 Feb 2011 at 23:13

Mr Krugga said:
I've eaten raw meat before.

That's nothing, I eat raw toast all the time!

yes, yes, I know it's old...

SlugForAButt · 28 Feb 2011 at 23:16

3 minutes to destruction on a planetary scale?
Only 1 thing for it... flashing in the park WOOHOO!

Brian8bit · 28 Feb 2011 at 23:20

chaosdestro0 said:
Since when has a keyboard been a better weapon than a hammer ?

Clearly you've never wielded an original IBM Model M.

What would you do if there was a total doomsday type apocalypse type scenario ?

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