What would you do if there was a total doomsday type apocalypse type scenario ?

PardonTheWait · 28 Feb 2011 at 23:29

I would do what 80% of the population would do.

Get beaten up raped murdered and eaten, and think myself lucky if it was in that order.

antonusklesk · 1 Mar 2011 at 00:15

PardonTheWait said:
I would do what 80% of the population would do.

Get beaten up raped murdered and eaten, and think myself lucky if it was in that order.

Perfect order would actually have the murder take place first.

Hey-ho, each to their own.

Semiskimmed · 1 Mar 2011 at 00:21

id create a save point cuz this ****'s gonna get real son!

Marky · 1 Mar 2011 at 00:25

I'd just load a save game that was before the zombie invasion...

Wait a minute...

melkiah2003 · 1 Mar 2011 at 00:29

Oh, and dont kill Bill Murray if ya run into him cuz he's just messin.

LeJosh · 1 Mar 2011 at 00:30

If I didn't die?

Get to the nearest warehouse or factory which creates food stuffs.

SourChipmunk · 1 Mar 2011 at 00:30

Antelopethy said:
They'll have shut down everything long before you get there

I'm not too sure about that. I think the people in my office are just one short step away from being zombies. They've already gone from monkeys to robots to drones. I think I'll notice them here first and then make a break for it long before anyone else notices them.

Sharlaw · 1 Mar 2011 at 00:31

I live in Slough, zombie apocalypse would be an improvement.

IceBus · 1 Mar 2011 at 01:23

stinka said:
...you have survived but are living in a wasteland desecrated by the aftermath of nuclear conflict, there are zombies everywhere and food is contaminated etc. I'd say there is like a 50% chance that we will see this in the next 5 years.

I'm guessing the OP's grasp on statistics isn't so hot. Take a remedial maths class maybe?

Cybermyk · 1 Mar 2011 at 01:37

I'd get right onto my secretary

Tummy · 1 Mar 2011 at 01:43

I'd like to think I'd go a kind of Rambo and survive and help form and run society again as some sort of demi god / King figure.

Reality is, I'd either be hopeless and comical in a Shaun of the Dead style, or I'd sit and cry a lot, and then be eaten.

Grandmaster Fap! · 1 Mar 2011 at 03:03

Tummy said:
I'd like to think I'd go a kind of Rambo and survive and help form and run society again as some sort of demi god / King figure.

I for one welcome our future Tummy Demigod!

asim18 · 1 Mar 2011 at 03:47

Well I most definitely would have sex with Lady Gaga if she just so happened to be the last person alive.

photoshop · 1 Mar 2011 at 04:08

Light up a cigarette and enjoy the view

Tefal · 1 Mar 2011 at 04:15

apeZ said:
Go to the local industrial estate. B&Q and Asda opposite eachother. Sorted for food and weapons.

what will you do when several tones of food starts to rot after the first week?

Cupra · 1 Mar 2011 at 04:18

Tefal said:
what will you do when several tones of food starts to rot after the first week?

eat tinned/frozen crap

Tonyator · 1 Mar 2011 at 04:30

I'd turn the difficulty down, and turn it off of Hardcore mode.

crisbduck · 1 Mar 2011 at 04:42

IceBus said:
I'm guessing the OP's grasp on statistics isn't so hot. Take a remedial maths class maybe?

Can't fault his logic, it'll either happen or it won't 50 50!

Rich_L · 1 Mar 2011 at 05:28

First, I'd combine Microsoft Kinect™ technology running on Windows 7™ to develop an app that I could download from the Apple App Store™ using my latest Apple iPhone™. I would then reverse-engineer BrainGate™ technology to interface with the iPhone™ which would be then be planted on the zombie's persona and the BrainGate technology implanted into the zombies' motor cortex using the mechanism gleaned from the 2009 documentary Gamer. I would enlist the help of fellow people to do this, convincing them that it was the only way to stop the impending zombie threat.

Secondly, I would modify the Stuxnet virus to hack into and give me access to all the PA's and tannoys worldwide.

Finally, when a critical mass was reached, I would then perform the world's biggest simultaneous rendition of the Thriller video, by broadcasting my note-perfect dance moves in front of the Microsoft Kinect™ camera directly into the motor cortexes of thousands of zombies via the app running on the Apple iPhones™ placed on their persons.

I would then gleefully watch the advertising money roll in as my plan came to glorious fruition, allowing me to escape to a island and live in luxury for the rest of my life.

:cool:

wordy · 1 Mar 2011 at 08:37

If I still had power and access to internet porn I probably would just stay at home until it all blew over.