What would you do if there was a total doomsday type apocalypse type scenario ?

EdGey · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:09

[TW]Fox;18569180 said:
I'd LEIK STEAL A HELICOPTER AND FLY AROUND LOL?

mrk · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:10

A total doomsday type apocalypse? As opposed to a semi doomsday apocalypse?

I don't want my doomsday apocalypse half empty and half full!

Cosimo · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:15

Sharlaw said:
I live in Slough, zombie apocalypse would be an improvement.

I thought that they had already arrived.

PermaChanged · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:16

I've read this, so I'm very well prepared

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ready-When-...8257/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1298970915&sr=8-1

sigma · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:17

**** and pillage!

ubersonic · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:21

One of my best buddies owns a gun store, another has a plane, I drive a black car and I have a cool name, so on paper ive got a good shot against the zombies.

discobiscuits · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:36

Are you for real with the stock piling?

I've played fallout so I'm sure I'd survive

'Wes · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:43

Vodka and a sniper rifle.

OriginalJonty · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:47

discobiscuits said:
Are you for real with the stock piling?

I've played fallout so I'm sure I'd survive

Just have to hope a Deathclaw nest doesn't spring up near you.

Metalface Mark · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:53

Castiel said:
They are vampires, not Zombies.

They are neither Vampires nor Zombies.

Destination · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:54

crisbduck said:
Can't fault his logic, it'll either happen or it won't 50 50!

ROFL
I was thinking the same.

-BA- · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:56

Kinda funny that OP thinks "under his stairs" is a safe place to stockpile 200 tins of beans for protection against radiation poisoning.

With you living so close to OcUK HQ, a much cooler thread would have been to say which forum posting staff member would you challenge in a duel to the death first?

Tunney · 1 Mar 2011 at 09:59

I'd steal stinka's can opener.

DailyGeek · 1 Mar 2011 at 10:02

200 tins of beans? Are you mental

Seriously though, I think you should start stocking bog roll too.

Vita · 1 Mar 2011 at 10:13

I'D GOA\Z TO TEEDOUBLEUUUF0AXX IS HOUSE N LOL AT HIZ BMNW Z MELTINGGGZ LOL >!~

dirtydog · 1 Mar 2011 at 10:14

stinka said:
have you started making provisions for the impending apocalypse ?

Of course. Food, gold, silver, plus weapons to fend off rampaging immigrants.

Danthus · 1 Mar 2011 at 10:19

Silver is a sensible choice, craft it into bullets to fend off werewolves, you can never be too sure now.

Freelanc3r · 1 Mar 2011 at 10:52

Learn how to use a crossbow

eatcustard · 1 Mar 2011 at 11:26

I will die, along with everybody else

MuttsNutts · 1 Mar 2011 at 12:02

Crack one off before it's too late..... My last mins I want to be pleasurable and die with a smile on my face.....LOL