What would you do with him?

[Jonny69]

You have woken up in the middle of the night because you heard something downstairs. You go and investigate and spot an intruder in your house. Fearing for yourself you whack him over the head with something and knock him out cold. You only have a few minutes before he wakes up.

What would you do now?

 

[churned]

Stamp and ensure death

 

[Majago]

Call the police then try and find something to hold him in place til they arrive.

 

[Haggisman]

tie up with electrical cable/belt/shoelaces/whatever came to hand - call police - hit a few more times (just to make sure XD)

 

[G-MAN2004]

Post about it on OcUK would be what a few people would do.

I'd tie the intruder up.

 

[Jonny69]

A copper once told me that no-one knows the robber is in your house so it's very hard to trace where they went, if at all.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Crap in his hand then tickle his nose with a feather

 

[Dave M]

A copper once told me that no-one knows the robber is in your house so it's very hard to trace where they went, if at all.

Same deal with jehovah's witnesses?

 

[Diesel]

Duck tape 'em up.

 

[Kyle009]

feed him to the pigs

 

[4T5]

I can't tell you as it may be used in evidence against me if it ever happens.
Needless to say It is Bad.

What i can say is that i hope i get downstairs quick enough or my dog would not have left enough of you to be arrested. Shame i am such a Heavy sleeper a.

 

[Mobius 1]

Post about it on OcUK would be what a few people would do.

I'd tie the intruder up.

that would make a great thread, we could all post up ideas of what to do next

i just hope its not me making the thread lol.

 

[Syph]

Call the police then try and find something to hold him in place til they arrive.

Agree. I'd try and tie wrap his hands together, maybe to something immovable too.

 

[nikebee]

Sellotape them to the ceiling...

 

[Mobius 1]

Sellotape them to the ceiling...

feed him pidgeon poison too in cups of tea lol

 

[Syph]

feed him pidgeon poison too in cups of tea lol

How awesome was Bottom?!

 

[Jonny69]

that would make a great thread, we could all post up ideas of what to do next

i just hope its not me making the thread lol.

It would be worth doing time for though

 

[PeteLucky7]

Nip round and get someone next door to come round and give me a hand so he couldn't accuse me of abuse or something when the fuzz turned up.

 

[Zip]

I can't tell you as it may be used in evidence against me if it ever happens.
Needless to say It is Bad.

What i can say is that i hope i get downstairs quick enough or my dog would not have left enough of you to be arrested. Shame i am such a Heavy sleeper a.

Is that the same dog that barks at you when you poo

 

[Jono]

I'd send him to the OP for the next installment of "Cooking .... with Jonny69"