What would you do with him?

I'd tie them up standing on a thin, tall, lifting trolley and wheel them all the way to the police station.
 
Whip up a quick batch of fake blood (a few pints would be plenty). Force a bottle of Vodka down his neck, strip him down to his undies, tie up and bundle into car boot and speed off o the most isolated place (disused Hospital would be good) I can find (without him waking ofc). Drag him inside and shut him in, but firstly covering him with fake blood and drawing a pentagram around him.

Win!
 
I'm loving this thread, this guy is so in for it when I get home. I mean if someone breaks in and I catch them they are so in for it. Probably.

Oops ;)
 
Diesel said:
Duck tape 'em up.
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B@Th*nG
 
Secure him with what-ever is at hand (cable, rope, fluffy handcuffs:p, secure locked room ... etc ...etc)
Doing anything else too him would basically be assault and you would arrested for it and rightly so.

P.S) The majority of the keyboard warriors here would simply wet themselves and scream like a little girl, so give it a rest with the stupid and illegal suggestions :rolleyes:
 
Mr_Vengeance said:
Secure him with what-ever is at hand (cable, rope, fluffy handcuffs:p, secure locked room ... etc ...etc)
Doing anything else too him would basically be assault and you would arrested for it and rightly so.

P.S) The majority of the keyboard warriors here would simply wet themselves and scream like a little girl, so give it a rest with the stupid and illegal suggestions :rolleyes:
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The majority of these posts are comical and should be taken that way :rolleyes:
 
Carry him upstairs and continue to beat him then tie him up with the g'f's handc....errr..bath robe belt, my old fella (ex-copper) reckoned you could get away with more if the robber actually comes upstairs rather than stays downstairs (something about the intent implied by not being bothered about the greater risk of confrontation/discovery by going upstairs). So when the old bill come round, say you confronted him downstairs, whacked him, he then chased you upstairs so you laid the smack down on him mightily!

;)
 
uk_viper said:
the sad fact is that they can sue you for assault, i remember reading once that a robber was entering a house fell through the glass roof and his hand got sliced on a knife, sued the house owner and the robber won the case!
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Wasn't that a part of a scene in liar liar?
 
cyborg said:
Wasn't that a part of a scene in liar liar?
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yes it was, but I believe it actually happened as well.

However, this is normally the point where someone pops up with a link to snopes and proves me wrong.

*sits waiting for penski*
 
I would try to grab something like a saucepan and hit him extremely hard over the head. Then tie him together with cables and call the police and pray I don't get done for assault. I would probably bang on my neighbours' doors too, if I think I need that little bit more assurance for myself.
 
What would I do?

Hit them some more until they are incapable of standing or throwing punches, then call the police. I've got a wife and son to protect and I won't hold back while doing so.
 
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