What would you do...

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if you were in a shop, about to pay for an item, when suddenly some dude runs into the shop - holding a gun - screaming "GET THE **** ON THE FLOOR!!!"

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I'd do what any other self respecting OcUK'er would do - drown em in mustard, nuke em from orbit, kick em in the ovaries and hit em with my keyboard! :p

Seriously thou - someone wave's a gunin my face, I'm not gonna argue with em*

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*Unless Chuck Norris is backing me up
 
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Befriend him, whisper in his ear, asking if he needs a getaway driver while feigning being taken away as a hostage.
 
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i) Lie down and start humping the floor, as a joke.
ii) Explain to the dude that he had used too many exclamation marks in his order.
iii) Use the card I would have in my hand if I was about to pay for something as a shuriken to throw at the dude, which would give me enough time to acquire a keyboard to beat him with.
 
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I would probably get the **** on the floor.

I got robbed at gunpoint in the street about a year ago, and I'm ashamed to say I just did exactly what they asked and handed over my cash and phone. You may think you would have tried to disarm them, but when the gun is pressing into your neck and they have motorcycle helmets on... well, it's not that straight forward.

Anyway, if people were getting shot it might be a different story, but really it's not worth getting involved over a few material things.
 
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