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Do you think this is happening to him now and he's posting this on his iPhone?
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Do you think this is happening to him now and he's posting this on his iPhone?
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I think everyone in here would get on the floor straight away, with the amount of loonies in this world and adding in armed in the equation, I think stay on the floor until its over, life is too short and precious.
But you fail to take into account the fact some may be more of a loon than the perp.
You could even try to confuse him, buy throwing anything you may have on your person such as phone/wallet/keys etc and shouting FIRE IN THE HOLE!! followed by doing forward rolls all around the shop. May make him think twice and leave.
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I'd play the race card.
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But you fail to take into account the fact some may be more of a loon than the perp.
lol absolutely true, didn't think about the lunacy of everyday shoppers
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Id pull out my Uzi and bust a cap in his ass obviously
Next question. If you got shot would you get a Darwin award?
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Does this have something to do with hitler
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he might play the racist card
Then I'd be in a pickle.
Need to think this through a bit more.
when i was around 13 years old me and a few chav mates were stood outside the local cornershop as you do.
there was an odd bloke outside with a hoodie on hanging around the phone box looking a little dodgy , after 5minutes he goes in the shop and runs out with a gun in his hand and the shop keeper was chasing him
that shop had been robbed at gunpoint atleast 3 times once of which the shop keeper was whacked over the head with a gun and each time he never just gave in.
that was around 15 years ago now though and times have changed these days it apears as if the criminals are more likely to bottle it and shoot rather than keep a cool head during a crime so i wouldnt attempt to be a hero
there was an odd bloke outside with a hoodie on hanging around the phone box looking a little dodgy , after 5minutes he goes in the shop and runs out with a gun in his hand and the shop keeper was chasing him
that shop had been robbed at gunpoint atleast 3 times once of which the shop keeper was whacked over the head with a gun and each time he never just gave in.
that was around 15 years ago now though and times have changed these days it apears as if the criminals are more likely to bottle it and shoot rather than keep a cool head during a crime so i wouldnt attempt to be a hero
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I'd say.. "you call that a gun? Now this is a gun"
Then put my hand inside my coat and pull out my finger in the shape of a gun.
Then put my hand inside my coat and pull out my finger in the shape of a gun.
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when i was around 13 years old me and a few chav mates were stood outside the local cornershop as you do.
there was an odd bloke outside with a hoodie on hanging around the phone box looking a little dodgy , after 5minutes he goes in the shop and runs out with a gun in his hand and the shop keeper was chasing him
that shop had been robbed at gunpoint atleast 3 times once of which the shop keeper was whacked over the head with a gun and each time he never just gave in.
that was around 15 years ago now though and times have changed these days it apears as if the criminals are more likely to bottle it and shoot rather than keep a cool head during a crime so i wouldnt attempt to be a hero
Most of them wont use guns as you said , only use them to scare people
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would you seriously test this theory out?
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Just say "ish damn blacks" in a strong South African accent, if nothing else it will be a conversation starter.
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I would first be a little confussed at why a man wearing enormous trousers, a rainbow wig, huge floppy shoes and holding a super soaker 5000 would expect to be able to steal anything from victoria secrets that could possibly complement his current outfit.
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If i was behind him i'd try to disarm him but if the gun was pointed at me i'd get on the floor and try to remember as much stuff abut him as i can, in case it would help the police
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The laugh at him for getting suspended as a result of not fully starring out his sweary
(assuming this is the reason for the suspension of course)
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Ask him if he minds letting me finish paying and then I'd walk out.
Dependent on what I was buying / left to buy, I'd then head home.
Dependent on what I was buying / left to buy, I'd then head home.