What would you have done?

Asim, just stop.

I'd have done the same thing as the OP, regardless of whether it prevented all future stupidness or not.
I'm glad someone like him was there, rather than someone like you.
 
Whoa... No is the answer to that question lmao... You've gone on an absolutely ridiculous tangent now haha.

What has stopping a terrorist got to do with anything?

OP hasn't "stopped" anything, it's the SAME chavs who will be doing the SAME chav behavour tomorrow, not "another one will come along at some point". :D

:sigh:

I don't think you could see the point if you were hit over the head with it.

I'll just go back to my first response to you..... I'm glad you're not my neighbor.
 
All I'm doing is recognising the fact that the behaviour has merely been interrupted. Not stopped.

All I am doing is recognising the fact that tomorrow and every single day after that, these people will still be inclined toward making mischief to entertain themselves.
 
LOL. In absolute stitches imagining Dis86 rolling on his pushbike protecting his neighbourhood from apple wielding children. :D

I don't see what the fuss is about when they didn't even throw anything at you. I would just mind my own business and walk right on by, cool as a cucumber, as local people would know not to fling things at me, especially 200m from my house, let alone apples which is just bizarre in it's own right. Learning to mind your own business is very important, but I can understand the inexperience when the most dangerous thing going on in your neighbourhood is a bunch of young chavs throwing apples at people. :D

All I'm doing is recognising the fact that the behaviour has merely been interrupted. Not stopped.

All I am doing is recognising the fact that tomorrow and every single day after that, these people will still be inclined toward making mischief to entertain themselves.

Errr.... Ummm....

What you did was to chastise the OP and mock him for getting involved. Then you pretended you didn't understand anything anyone was saying in defense of him and now you're just "recognizing the fact their behavior won't change"...

Nice try....
 
Errr.... Ummm....

What you did was to chastise the OP and mock him for getting involved. Then you pretended you didn't understand anything anyone was saying in defense of him and now you're just "recognizing the fact their behavior won't change"...

Nice try....

Are you Dis86?

I wasn't even mocking him. The way I imagined it was just a bit comedic that's all. If you think that's taking the **** then sorry to you, and Dis86 if he also feels mocked. :(

What do you mean "nice try"?
 
All I'm doing is recognising the fact that the behaviour has merely been interrupted. Not stopped.

All I am doing is recognising the fact that tomorrow and every single day after that, these people will still be inclined toward making mischief to entertain themselves.

That's fine, but it doesn't mean that it shouldn't have been stopped when it was happening.
Hopefully there'll be someone else to intervene if and when it, or something like it occurs in future, but if everyone thought like you, then there's no chance and people like that are free to continue unchecked.
 
That's fine, but it doesn't mean that it shouldn't have been stopped when it was happening.
Hopefully there'll be someone else to intervene if and when it, or something like it occurs in future, but if everyone thought like you, then there's no chance and people like that are free to continue unchecked.

I never said it shouldn't have been interrupted. I said I personally wouldn't have interrupted in that particular situation. That doesn't mean I haven't directly assisted people in far more serious predicaments in my neighbourhood.
 
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Should have recorded their actions on your mobile phone and pasted it on Facebook.

Moral outrage and internet lynch mob, featured on the 10'o'clock news.

Plus loads of Facebook likes.
 
So gents, without knowing what happened next, tell me what you would do at that point!

You should have brought your chin down to protect your neck while staring straight into his eyes. Bring up your hands as if to say "I don't want any trouble ya hear".

Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Now here come the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume, they should be surprised by now. Begin to sway from side to side and loosen all facial muscles, your anal sphincter and your kegel muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponents will have stepped back and be visibly shaken.

Begin to pee and **** yourself and let your eyes roll back into your head.

By now you are chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs. They will run away.

Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence in their very souls.

Marvel as you ascend into your final planar form.
 
as local people would know not to fling things at me

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